Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2019

Use the delete option.

Rat, you seem to be somewhat of a hypocrite. But I guess that’s not new.

Careful Rat, Donald doesn’t like competition.

the nice thing about twitter is: only the idiots on twitter are listening & reacting to the idiots on twitter.

for the rest of us, it’s just something idiots occasionally talk about.

Unrelated to tea bag tethers, notice that Rat’s nose has a Force field around it?

Rat is behaving like a journalist with a twitter account.

Rat’s a shoo-in for Twit of the Year.

Rat has a Twitter account? How do I follow Rat?

Facts do matter …… Croc Power !

Tweeting is lethal in the fingers of an evil loon!

Very Presidential

When I first became aware of Twitter, I thought that it might be a useful way to get important announcements about local emergencies or breaking news stories. Boy was I wrong. Even if you “followed” things like news stations, or your town government, the useful stuff was buried under a bunch of unimportant crap.

UH….WE’VE BEEN “CROCLESS” FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW!

And that Republicans are quitting Twitter in support of Moscow Mitch’s rejection on same. A first time that the GOP is doing something for the betterment of Americans. Tell Trump.

Oops, kindly disregard my previous venomous outburst!

You got “crap” past the censor!

Rat should really stop following Pastis on Twitter.

That’s just STUPID! Die, Rat, die!

/s

Rat is well-suited to Twitter, Also, even more emphatically, vice-versa!

Children these days using the twitter.