Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 29, 2019

Be careful though; if you throw your arm out, you’ll be thor for a week.

This was obviously after he tried the fabric store and found that bolts of cloth didn’t work either.

Why did he give him Mollys’s bolts when he should have given him Lightening’s bolts!

Because the store clerk was hammered.

I miss the old fashion hardware store.

Forget those wimpy Lightening Bolts, and go straight for the good stuff: THUNDERBOLTS!

Our stores never carried those – maybe that is why the independents went out of business?

The trouble with all those bolts is that they come with matching nuts.

Subtlety is important. He should try to be more Loki.

Well, he looks like he came off the cover art of a Molly Hatchet album, so it did make sense.

Not called “molly bolts” in the UK…. I had to look it up.

looks like the idea came to him like a bolt from the blue…

Uh… shouldn’t that mythical figure be Zeus, not Thor?