Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 08, 2019

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    Alabama Al  over 4 years ago

    I was once asked if I though I could buy my way into Heaven (not necessarily with money, of course.) My reply was, “Of course I can. That’s what organized religion is all about.”

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    She’s got it.

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    Watcher  over 4 years ago

    Making up the rules as you go along, sort of like Trump.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    And THIS is why I believe in the possibility of a creator, but not in human-created religion. Humans are too flawed, dense and selfish-minded to do that correctly.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    I’m religious. But I believe that any church that claims you have to be one of them to get to heaven is just wrong.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Danae, did you Have A Theological Epiphany?

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    HidariMak  over 4 years ago

    Besides every variant of every modern religion, more than a few of the ancient myths (Greece’s Zeus, Atlas, and Prometheus, Norway’s Valhalla, etc.) were major religions in their time as well. That’s why I believe, than in a parallel universe, Thor is still being worshiped, and Jesus is one of Marvel’s Avengers.

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    Brockie  over 4 years ago

    Read and follow only the words attributed to Christ, follow them…that will keep you busy being loving and kind to a deserving world….was Buddha fine, certainly. Being loving and kind is not necessarily a competitive sport, but wait, might be good.

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    Re-read ‘Stranger In A Strange Land,’ the part about the Church with slot machines and strippers…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And, since ALL “Religions” were created by MEN solely to keep an elite group (The Priests) in power, and to insure THEIR continued wealth, they are ALL bogus!

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Actually, they don’t all claim to be better than all other religions, nor do they all claim that all the rest are wrong.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Everybody who believes ANYTHING – not just religious belief – believes that they’re right, and those who differ are wrong. That includes politics, economic theories, everything. That’s what belief IS.

    Fundamentalism is when you don’t merely BELIEVE that you are right, but are certain that you are right. And you regard those who differ as not merely wrong, but having something wrong WITH them.

    And no, all religion is NOT like that. Nor is that attitude confined to religion.

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    smgray  over 4 years ago

    You believe in the Bible? Which one? The Old Testament is best read in the original language – Aramaic, not any of the translations the followed. The New Testament, originally in Koine Greek, has been rewritten and (mis)translated so many times can anyone really be sure what it initially said?

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Ignorance meets reality – and loses

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    strictures  over 4 years ago

    All religion is wrong about everything!

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    Droptma Styx  over 4 years ago

    Don’t Buddhists have a saying, “there are many paths to the mountaintop, and each one will get you there”? Somebody said that, anyway.

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    I’d love to see Danae come up with a single fact.

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    comixbomix  over 4 years ago

    She’s developing into presidential material…

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    david_42  over 4 years ago

    “It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.” Mark Twain

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    I used to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I had to give that up when I adopted a low-carb diet.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ve always wondered about products that claim rhey do everything- Like detergents get out EVERY stain even ground in ones. Then next week it’s a new & improved. Are we developing new stains every week or month orwhatever?

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    John9  over 4 years ago

    Fake Pews

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    magicwalnut Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A student of mine, who had a HUGE painting of Saint Sebastian being pierced by arrows in his living room, observed to me, “Religion is only a moral brake.”

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Not a helluva lot of difference between the dumb sheep who blindly follow religious gurus, and the ones who follow political ones.

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    thelordthygod666  over 4 years ago

    There are only 4 ways you can believe in a “god/religion” and the vast majority of people fall into the fourth category: one needs it as a coping mechanism and uses religion rather than booze, pills or something else. Like most coping mechanisms, it does more good than harm unless used to excess.

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    nikpromo  over 4 years ago

    Religion has been defined as group insanity; and when I look at what has been done in the name of god on this planet in the last 10,000 years, i believe it.

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    What about the Great Pumpkin?!? Equal time for the Great Pumpkin!

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    Holden Awn  over 4 years ago

    Applies to the faiths that label themselves political movements as well.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    And Man created God in his own image. God was so embarrassed.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Religions all contradict each other, so we know they can’t all be right. But they can all be wrong!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If you don’t believe in my religion, you’re gonna get your toes toasted.

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    Against whom to do you lock your doors at night – religious folk?

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    Bicycle Dude  over 4 years ago

    “Alternative facts” and “Truth isn’t truth” Two of the most unbelievable spoken comments from an administration that creates facts to suits its needs and lies about its lying. Kellyanne Conway and Rudy Giuliani quotes respectively.

    To quote Groucho Marx, “Who are you going believe, me or your lying eyes?” Trump’s administration’s answer to accountability and transparency is to obfuscate and distract.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    My Catholic friend, my 7th Day Adventist friend, my Baptist friend, my Mormon friend, and my Jewish friend all walk into a bar …

    There’s no punchline. I just wish they all would walk into a bar and have a few drinks instead of continually proselytizing to me.

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    1.79mk  over 4 years ago

    It seems the cartoonist (or his characters) has never heard of providing reasons for the relative validity of religions—of giving evidence for why Christianity, say, is likely more trustworthy historically than Islam.

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    librarian4hire  over 4 years ago

    It’s only Christianity and Islam that claim their religion is the Only True Way and all others are wrong.

    Remember, christianity =/= religion.

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    Space_cat  over 4 years ago

    Organized religion is the sickest prank man has ever played on himself

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    “One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.”

    — Robert Heinlein, “Notebooks of Lazarus Long”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago
    I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Too bad Mr. Trump’s little boy didn’t decide to get into televangelism. He’d likely have been good at that. Might even have made money at it…

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    theoldidahofox  over 4 years ago

    Lucretius: Religion is an evil superstition.

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    DonnaHilton  over 4 years ago

    According to Mohammed, most women will go to hell. The 72 houris/virgins must be sex dolls. Go to hell, if you want real women!

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    DonnaHilton  over 4 years ago

    I no believe that she is refer to islam. They don’t allow dissenters, the get put to death.

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