Who has a sacrificial altar in their bedroom, that’s what I want to know! Including fire?? (Hate to tell the artist, but said altar appears to be made of wood…this will not end well.)
Tobias and Sarah thought they had found a great deal on a little bed and breakfast for their honeymoon, but the place was infested with these little flying cherub things, ‘breakfast’ was ‘catch of the day’ that the redneck running the places was going to grill right in their room, filling the whole place with smoke. And the dude’s dogs were everywhere.
And Tobias didn’t want to be a racist or anything, but the owner had wings, and it was creepy,
“Our Honeymoon Suite’s a Delight / silk sheets, champagne, soft firelight/ and, the treat of the suite / is fresh dragon meat/ prepared by an angel, on site !”
Honey. You didn’t tell me that your pact with God to have the most beautiful singing voice the world has ever heard came with an ever present angel who loves dragon meat sandwiches. Couldn’t you have just gone down to the Crossroads to make a better deal?
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BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Even 50 years after Woodstock, the LSD flashbacks come out of nowhere.
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
Luuk and Emma were fervently praying for Deliverance, because it at least had some decent banjo music.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Your sacrifice isn’t working. These damn babies just keep coming!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Tobias and Sarah were told that angles would sing on their honeymoon, but they never expected the dragon tickling part.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Wearing wings, you looked so grand,
Wearing wi-in-ings.
Do you tape them to your shoulders, just to sing?”
Joni Mitchell, “That Song About the Midway”
orinoco womble almost 5 years ago
Who has a sacrificial altar in their bedroom, that’s what I want to know! Including fire?? (Hate to tell the artist, but said altar appears to be made of wood…this will not end well.)
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“Kill the dwagon, kill the dwagon!”
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“Tickle-tickle!”
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
‘Dog Dreams’…..I have to wonder if my dog dreams are like this also.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
“I’ll have my dragon well done.”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Tobias and Sarah thought they had found a great deal on a little bed and breakfast for their honeymoon, but the place was infested with these little flying cherub things, ‘breakfast’ was ‘catch of the day’ that the redneck running the places was going to grill right in their room, filling the whole place with smoke. And the dude’s dogs were everywhere.
And Tobias didn’t want to be a racist or anything, but the owner had wings, and it was creepy,
No way they were leaving him a 5 star review.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
“THANKS, TERMINIX !!
J Short almost 5 years ago
I know dad said we have to eat what we kill; but these things are a bitch to clean.
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
Bedside butchering just never caught on.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
“Our Honeymoon Suite’s a Delight / silk sheets, champagne, soft firelight/ and, the treat of the suite / is fresh dragon meat/ prepared by an angel, on site !”
aerilim almost 5 years ago
Oh Lord, let the Vet Angel save our pet dragon from choking with his rubber ball, we pray you…
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“OHhhhhh the bear jumped over the mountain, la la lala laaaaaaaaaaa.. hey, more fire water.. hic.. "
Snoopy_Fan almost 5 years ago
Game of Thrones: The Musical
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
Oh, lord, help us to decide…roasted or broiled?
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
^PREPOSTEROUS *. Everybody KNOWS dragons have wings !
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Dang, that’s some good weed, burning on the table.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
About this time the angel realizes that the dragon is too damn big to fit on their tiny barbecue…
Another Take almost 5 years ago
Honey. You didn’t tell me that your pact with God to have the most beautiful singing voice the world has ever heard came with an ever present angel who loves dragon meat sandwiches. Couldn’t you have just gone down to the Crossroads to make a better deal?
NaturLvr almost 5 years ago
Daenarys is going to be SO pissed when she finds out! (Prequel)
Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny almost 5 years ago
On a simple note, I just want to know why anyone would paint such a weird picture.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The wedding night of Tobias and Sarah:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Steen_-_Tobias_en_Sarah_bidden_terwijl_Rafael_bindt_de_demon.jpg
(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/steen_jan.html
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=438
http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/steen/steen_bio.htm
https://www.artbible.info/art/biography/jan-havicksz-steen
https://www.wikiart.org/en/jan-steen
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/s/steen/biograph.html
http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/181/jan-steen-dutch-1626-1679/
http://www.essentialvermeer.com/dutch-painters/masters/steensbase.html
https://www.nga.gov/content/dam/ngaweb/Education/learning-resources/an-eye-for-art/AnEyeforArt-JanSteenHendrickAvercamp.pdf
https://www.artexpertswebsite.com/artist/steen/
all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2013/08/09?comments=visible
has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 14 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!.
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MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I don’t know where you learned sex ed, Tobias; but this isn’t how I was taught.
jmcenanly almost 5 years ago
As they say at Hogwarts, “dormiens nunquam titillandus Draco”
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
st. George the dragon killer, also like dragon burgers, much to the dislike of prince and princess winsome, it stinks up the bedroom they said.
cameron_scarlett almost 5 years ago
Jan finally had to admit that painting Madonna and Child art was considerably more difficult after dropping acid.