Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 03, 2021

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson easy wallpaper kit! pattern #3 - "sea nettle" relive those days spent on the chesapeake bay trying to avoid any contact with the water because of the damn jellyfish (ickythingamus smuckeri). just step into a room decorated in "sea nettle" and you'll break out in an itchy, sting-ing rash all over again! matching window treatments, linens, bathing suits, infant wear, car bras & dog sweaters are also available. follow these simple steps. it's so easy a spineless, viscid sea creature could do it! 1 cut out along dark line. place on copier. 2 enlarge to de-sired size. make plenty of copies. 3 using wheat paste, glue copies to wall in the usual manner. 4 color to match decor. yikes! where's the meat tenderizer?