Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 16, 2020
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hey, tourists! avoid the crowds! go seek out- richard's poor almanack by richard thompson uncharted washington uncanny groaning escalator - an escalator at the federal triangle metro station produces a weird keening sound similar to a humpback whale's song. attempts to fix it have been unsuccessful. escalator: eeeyoo oowa agh man: it's trying to tell us something. woman: i think it's in pain! mysterious bollard circle - an inexplicable ring of bollards near the ellipse that protects nothing corporeal may in fact be a new age fairy ring solar calendar vortex, like stonehenge. man: it's clearly not of this world! woman: i can feel its healing aura! the source of glebe road - the point of origin of glebe road, the protean, shiftly and many-tentacled virginia street, is most likely a nondescript driveway in hyattsville, md. man: it seems so harmless! woman: it should be dammed up! kid: now can we go to the spy museum?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m with Junior.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
I just typed Glebe Road, Arlington VA and got to see a parking garage and the American Service Center. It is a wonder.
jgreathead over 3 years ago
IT’S DILL !
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I take my own set of bollards with me whenever I travel. Keeps the fans at a proper distance.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
That little kid has been patient through all three of these Washingtonian misadventures. So, yeah, now can we go to the Spy Museum?!
Joliet Jake over 3 years ago
I’m just impressed that there’s a Metro escalator that actually works!