Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 20, 2020

  1. Michaelparksjimbronson
    well-i-never  about 4 years ago

    Yeah, mon. My hand be touching my face.

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    Kip W  about 4 years ago

    I swear I was just picking my nose!

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    Kip W  about 4 years ago

    Third-person narratives are okay for beginners. By the time I was four, I had my own theme song.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    I enjoy public speaking. My problem is stopping.

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    gbars70  about 4 years ago

    That last one had me on the floor! Only RT is capable of that.

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  6. Thinker
    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Make it stop!

    You’re making me feel self-conscious…..

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