Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 13, 2019
Transcript:
new harry potter book spoilt it's about time for a new harry potter book! here's a synopsis of the plot - in this one, harry gets on the wrong side of the hogwarts shop teacher, who's not really evil per se, just grumpy and disappointed with life. teacher: potter, you washout! call this a horse-head bookend? and, of course, all the kids have hit puberty, some of them pretty hard. i think they use a magic spell. girl: kablamium puberto! harry: coo! fancy a bit o' "snoggin" (smooching) eh, love? things get out of hand and harry is charged with public indeceny & "sent down" (expelled) from hogwarts. harry: bloody 'ell
J Quest over 4 years ago
Afterwhich, he secluded himself in Gryffindor House and became Harry Squatter…
well-i-never over 4 years ago
At first I thought Rowling would be angry, but now I think she’s ok with it.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, I doubt that version would be as popular with the kids..
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I tried to read Harry Potter and like it. Got about half-way through one book and gladly gave up.
I’m not really a Bad Person….