Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 13, 2019
August 12, 2019
August 14, 2019
Transcript:
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well-i-never over 4 years ago
A man reads a few comics before going to work. He yawns, knowing his nap is hours away. His back is tired and unforgiving.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
The small child takes the new word and uses it in every thought and sentence for the rest of his life.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
A man, lying on his sofa in underpants, reads GoComics and wonders why.
A moment later, he types in a meaningless observation in the Comments section and wonders why not.
SpammersAreScum over 4 years ago
I don’t know whether www.smallbleakscenes.com was an actual site at the time, but it’s available now. A golden opportunity for someone. Or maybe not.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
What a downer that website is!