Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2019

At the trial, the question is: to plea or not to plea.

Don’t worry, Bill. Once they look at the traffic cams the whole thing will just be a Tempest in a teapot.

To BE-lieve or not to BE-lieve….that is the question…

And we are merely playersPerformers and portrayersEach another’s audienceOutside the gilded cage. I’m not Cygnus X1 for nothing people.

Check out the lady who keeps washing her hands.

We’re also looking for two gentlemen from Verona.

After further investigation, authorities decided it was Much Ado About Nothing

A Jussie Smollet production.

Now that’s just profiling. Jeez, stage a couple plays and you’re marked for life.

Legally Bard.

Got the mewling and puking part down pat.