Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 23, 2019

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    With some people it won’t be noticeable.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    What the hell? The idiot wrote it in Latin!

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Hard to believe such mistakes are made to this day!! I remember several, but not enough room to list them here!!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That must be what happened to trump, but they didn’t interpret the note in time.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My brother and I were talking about phlebotomy and lobotomy just yesterday. Something we were watching brought it up.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Why’s that guy still awake? That doc over there was almost up to opening up his skull.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    “Does that mean, no fee?”

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Are you sure? Doctors’ handwriting is so hard to read!

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    jrh1219  almost 5 years ago

    I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (Thanks to Tom Waits)

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Drawing blood and altering a brain are worlds apart…YIKES

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    waltermgm  almost 5 years ago

    One little mistake…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Admit liability with a sincere apology.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    Do they even do lobotomies any more?

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I dated a phlebotomist once but it didn’t work out. I wasn’t her type.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    Ha ha! I remember when that happened to me!

    Did I mention that happened to me once?

    Ooh! Cookies! nom nom nom

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    Patricia Posito Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Possibly because it’s a comic strip?

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    And, most importantly, his insurance doesn’t cover lobotomies!!

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    Phlebototomy – removing robot phleas?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Medical-Doctor-101 should be penmanship pass-repeat.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    This looks like a job for… Dr. Count Dracula!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    That’s alright, when we get done he won’t know the difference.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Phlebotomy – so is that mask to suck the phlegm out of his throat?

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    dsidney49  over 4 years ago

    This really coulda been a “no-brainer”…

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