Right, that’s important. Almost as important as the fact that they use private contractors to scan half the food trays on the carry-on carts. That’s if they do their job competently and don’t skip any shelves in the rush. It might be 10% scanned, of maybe none at all.
My brother, for reasons unknown, gets pulled out of line every time. They don’t say why and he feels it best not to ask. I’ve stood in lines with him and think it may be because he is antsy.
Hi Everyone!! Hi Little Alien Dude! Stay away from the orgasmatron, Bleeb! You don’t know who’s been in there and you are already looking a bit pale today! :) Thank you derdave969!
kodj kodjin almost 5 years ago
Good idea! Or she will probably happen to be seated in the middle seat right next to you and decide to trim them during the flight.
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
Almost everything has the potential to become a deadly weapon.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Right, that’s important. Almost as important as the fact that they use private contractors to scan half the food trays on the carry-on carts. That’s if they do their job competently and don’t skip any shelves in the rush. It might be 10% scanned, of maybe none at all.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This would make sense. Especially in light of the ban on bringing nail clippers that, at one time, existed.
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Scammed is more like it. Be good sheep. He nailed her.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
New airport security guard being tested…nailed it!
Longplay Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I would if you hadn’t confiscated my nail clippers on my last trip.
derdave969 almost 5 years ago
Scanner reminds me of Woody Allen’s orgasmatron.
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
“And get rid of those “frito chip press on nails”." (Man, GoComics is so therapeutic for me!")
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
My brother, for reasons unknown, gets pulled out of line every time. They don’t say why and he feels it best not to ask. I’ve stood in lines with him and think it may be because he is antsy.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Just for kicks.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This is true when you play water polo competitively.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
She has the talons for destruction.
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hi Everyone!! Hi Little Alien Dude! Stay away from the orgasmatron, Bleeb! You don’t know who’s been in there and you are already looking a bit pale today! :) Thank you derdave969!
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Not a PC comment but the local airport venders and van drivers are almost all from Middle Eastern countries. God bless them!
bobpeters61 almost 5 years ago
But if she produces the means to do so, then she’ll probably get busted for trying to smuggle something sharp and metal onto the plane.