Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 08, 2019

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Sayonara haisha …!

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s your philtrum, nasolabial folds, and glabellar creases. When you grin, they form a horrible geometric shape that summons a Lesser Demon of Orientalism.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Can I get some Sriracha sauce with that?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    I eat Sushi and Harshi both with soy sauce last night.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    THE DIFFERENCE OLD CHAP, AS IT SEEMS TO THYSELF , IS IT BE LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NIGHT AND DAY… SHARP AND DULL .. BLACK AND WHITE .. PERSONNEL AND INTELLIGENCE.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    “I can’t remember the difference between a chimichanga, an enchilada, and a quesadilla.”

    - Frog Applause

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    prettyfeet  almost 5 years ago

    My grandpa still calls a tortilla a tor-TILL-uh (like gor-ILL-uh).

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    ransomknotts  almost 5 years ago

    Aren’t they both essentially raw fish? What else is important to know?

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    ransomknotts  almost 5 years ago

    The Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet near me, charges people who serve themselves sashimi and then they don’t eat it. I say if you’re too inept to get rid of your sashimi without being caught, then you deserve to be charged for it. I dumped my sashimi plate on another patron’s table while he was loading up at the buffet area. (I chose my target carefully. We used to go to high school together and he grew up to be one of those full-of-himself cops who thinks it’s his job to bully law-abiding citizens; in other words, the kind of cop you’d see on one of those cop-gets-owned-by-black-man-driving-a-new-BMW video.)

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    ransomknotts  almost 5 years ago

    I’m guessing that sashimi is a lot more expensive to waste than sushi.

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    WaitingMan  almost 5 years ago

    Sashimi = Raw fish.

    Sushi = Raw fish that is actually wrapped in something edible.

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    sushi and sashimi are soy mates

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    if sushi and sashimi moves, kiss them both

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  almost 5 years ago

    Wikipedia: “Many non-Japanese use the terms sashimi and sushi interchangeably, but the two dishes are distinct and separate. Sushi refers to any dish made with vinegared rice. While raw fish is one traditional sushi ingredient, many sushi dishes contain seafood that has been cooked, and others have no seafood at all. Sashimi by contrast is always served on its own.”

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  almost 5 years ago

    What happened to Brass Orchid?

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 5 years ago

    Not true. I look nothing like that. Where’s my helmet?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    @3HT (from yesterday) – Around these parts we call that the Red-Eared Slider Slaughter.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Therefore, we’re going to look elsewhere for our new Director of Public Information.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    Kagemusha. Just as bad as the other two. Try lox.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … you know the girl that licked the icecream and put it back?…

    …that’s what I am going to do with the sushi, sashimi, and fish tacos…

    …or replace the impossible burger paddy with a quarter pound burger from McDonald’s…

    …(though I have heard the Big Mac paddies haven’t had any real meat in them for a long time) …

    …not that I mind…

    …the impossibles taste like vending machine burgers…

    …I guess I’ll just wait for the Soylent Green…

    …I don’t care what it really is as long as it tastes just like a big fat juicy steak…

    …or I can just pretend that I am licking frog legs…

    …with the all those frog hairs…

    …there, I said it…

    …put that in your pipe and smoke it…

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    —Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Both of these mugs look like they are packing heat and have used it frequently. Gotta cull out those who don’t know the difference, right, capo?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …Did you hear that Mattel is going to make a Buzz Lightyear Barbie that uses subliminal product placement when you pull its string?…

    … For a department store-You pull its string and it goes: To Bed, Bath and Beyond!…

    …For a hemorrhoid cream,you pull the string again and it goes: No one messes with my asteroids and gets away with it …

    …For Toy Story 4 Disney/ Pixar trading cards: I’ll give you a Woody if you promise to give me two Infinity and Beyonds…

    …For a Sportsman’s store: Some Dicks are bigger than others, but you can always get what you want with any of them…

    …for a Froglandia comic strip: fishnets are for more than just Dory…

    …for the U.S. military: Where does Rex keep his armies? Up his little sleevies…

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Pride lingers….

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    handing a blank release of her/his resignation

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    i’ve seen what you squid, did

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …knock, knock…

    …who’s there?

    …need a new Frog Applause, please…

    …new a new Frog Applause who?…

    …duh, everyone!…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Kiss The Blarney Stone or Barney Stone? U should know Brass Orchid ..

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    A wedge or a shimmy …

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    The Shaggy Dog or Scooby Doo and Shaggy? Could you help Brass Orchid?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Caught a Chihuahua doing the Cha Wow Wow dance …

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Uh-oh. This could be serious.

    Calling Froglandia Search & Rescue: Well-being Check requested for Sister Teresa! MIA, not seen since Monday last!

    Oh, I am all a-twitter! Dearie me!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    In return, can you tell when a brand new or two FA will appear, because it really takes the burnt pain feeling away… Never fear; Bat Hood and Robin Rich with some merry men will appear; give or take the poor Cat Woman, because Sister Teresa and Brother John of Nottingham give a damn…

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