Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 19, 2019

Maybe you should wait until Easter…

“Oh no, when did we get buried up to our necks?!”

This could take awhile.

The Rolling Stones on the move again….

I am wondering what Dawn did to offend them. Should we warn her?

It’s all ore nothing.

General, I can’t feel my toes. Or my fingers.

Dum Dum, I want gum gum

Heads are going to roll !

They miscalculated how long it took to get that return message.. now it is far too late.

Attack? No, we get to move to the other side of the hill so we can have a different view.

Luckily, stone based life forms operate in a geologic time frame.

They’re not gonna do much, they’re all stoned.

Unless they have bodies below the ground level or laser-beam eyes, I don’t think they’ll succeed.

I’m not so sure you can call a bloodless coup an attack.

It may be bloodless, but these attackers have a lot of grit. It will be a real dust-up! (rockdust, that is) To think, for all these years, these statues were taken for granite!