Rob Rogers for July 04, 2019

Good thing the Republicans pride themselves on being the party of not wasting money!

I hope there is one hellacious storm all day today in DC.

Tiny hands. Tiny crowd size. Tiny … ???

Bone spurs fake injury, fake businessman (really puts the “suck” in his fake business SUCK-cess).

His lifetime of disappointing Daddy, failing at everything he ever tried, even having to pay porn stars to keep quiet about 90 quick seconds of pathetic … small hands?

Donald Trump has spent a lifetime compensating for his pathetic inadequacies.

And now he wants us to pay millions of dollars for his ego trip.

Granted wind his worst enemy, or at least for his hairpiece, if there’s lightning, can we get him to fly a kite?

If he goes off script and starts his usual political rant at that event, I recommend everyone give him a resounding BOO!

I hear London’s diaper baby trump will put in an appearance.

And so begins the American Fascist Era.

“In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”

I think the service men would rather be celebrating the holiday with their families instead of participating in bonespur’s dog and pony show.

A true Nazi display of narcissistic demented behavior ….may the rockets red glare fly up your…..

Too bad we can’t go back a couple of hundred years and have the parade led by trump tarred and feathered and escorted by men with pitchforks.

A 90 million dollar commercial for disgusting Trump’s reelection.

“Gorsh, Olive….what’s happened to America? Bluto the Terrible’s in the white house?”

I would NOT want to be the guy driving that tank!

Tanks are big on the outside, but small inside. The armored branch of the army looks for short and thin soldiers to become tankers just as the horse cavalry drafted the lighter soldiers, leaving the bigger and heavier for the infantry and artillery. Tiny is too big to even turn around in the tank even if he could climb in. Watching him try to climb out of the turret would be amusing.

He’ll probably hold up a copy of the Declaration with his scrawl larger than Hancock’s.

Draft dodger, tax avoidance Trump

is having a military parade in his honor paid for with tax money.

Brought to you by the Campaign to Re-Elect Our Dear Leader 2020. Donations required! We’ll be watching….

Good one, Mr. Rogers!

Amazing – he looks even sillier than Dukakis…I’d not have thought that possible.

Brilliant. Happy 4th to all those who understand the true spirit of America.

Add another misdemeanor on the lengthening list of “high crimes and…”

Trump misappropriated funds when he diverted National Parks money for his vanity parade and violated campaign financing laws by awarding his VIP tickets to his largest donors.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/RNC-Receives-VIP-Tickets-to-Trumps-Fourth-of-July-Celebration-DNC-Does-Not-512118972.html

*Trump*has made it political. And embarrassing to those who are working toward a more perfect union but not the Trump way.

All we need is one lighting strike… one perfect aimed lightning strike. Then, we can have a real independence day!

If we’re lucky and have suffered enough with that orange twit, lightning will strike right thru that helmet-head

I heard there were riots breaking out all over the mall. The Revolutionary Communist party is there burning flags, and the proud boys are trying to beat them up. The secret service has been released to try and maintain peace. There are people all over the mall locked in cages, protesting the immigrants treatment, and the proud boys and the Revolutionary communists are kicking their cages.

Imperfect image: Far too many “faceless minions” in the background.

Well he did stay on his script, reciting “history”, and the message was clear, “stolen valor” is right up his dark alley.

yeah, yeah, Trump is a dictator. You’re really original… and ignorant of history.