Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 12, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Four times a year, whether you need it or not!

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Neither is planned obsolescence so use it while you can.

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell!

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    https://youtu.be/bIFUC2ISCoc

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo, when Janis isn’t looking grab her phone and put yourself on her calendar as often as you want.

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, at least she said, “Goody!” :-)

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    Rokittman  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe not everything but should definitely be high on the list ……

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That danged ‘chore’ list, Arlo. Just do your best.

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    How romantic – Not!

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    Janis must be hot stuff between the sheets ’cause she is a pain in a lot of other ways-wait, that was all the girls I liked?!? My Bad.

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You want spontaneity, Arlo? Grab her now and …

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    rugeirn  almost 5 years ago

    Spontaneity is nice, but so is a pleasant period of mutual anticipation. As I age, more and more I favor anticipation.

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Her “Honey-Woo” List…

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    Mark Tully Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Martin Short, on his recent tour with Steve Martin: “It’s a lot like married sex. We go over old material around three times a month.”

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 5 years ago

    had a g/f who scheduled every Thursday, I’m surprised I didn’t get an oil change sticker put on my forehead.

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    The_alchemist  almost 5 years ago

    So, Arlo is on the calendar for this evening. Does that mean there is some one else on other evenings?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    So what’s the agenda?

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    gileshead  almost 5 years ago

    Are these two on some kind of dry spell?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Take what you can get.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Play a fast tune and call it the rhythm method…

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    Plan ahead.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Whoa!!

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    tauyen  almost 5 years ago

    Forget the name of the Rod Stewart song that had the line ‘Her ad-libbed lines were well rehearsed’, but it seems like an appropriate sound track for this one

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