Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 12, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    Who?

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

    Do you dream?

    Oh yes. Vivid and fantastic. In colours you don’t see in real life and with all the special effects.

    As for Peter: “That’s true – and I got her all for myself!” would have been the right answer. Not much sleep after that either, but totally worth it.

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    Alondra  over 4 years ago

    Open mouth, insert foot. Then shove foot deeper into mouth.

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    Brian G Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The appropriate comment from him would be “Oh, what movie did you star in?”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Do I dream? Do I ever! Let me tell you about the crazy dream I just had. You don’t want to hear it? Never mind then.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Do I!!! But then I wake up and I’m back to reality!!!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Most of my dreams start with a Content Warning Rating

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    sfreader1  over 4 years ago

    Yes, I dream. In color too. The dreams I have would make good books or movies. It is one reason I love to sleep.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    According to my sleep study I do. But my memory sux.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Pete almost got it right. Not interested, too high maintenance, and I already got one of them. Oops, that didn’t come out right.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    oh we like em dark

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ll take Scarlett Johanssen. Or Chloe Grace Moretz. Or Alicia Vikander. Or Karen Gillan. Or…

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    James Lindley Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Da-amn! Open mouth insert both feet.

    The correct answer is “Honey, you’re the only sexy babe I want to be married to.”

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