“It was a murder, but not a crime.”
The best thing about him was his delivery – deadpan.
“I hit him on the head with a frying pan. I didn’t kill nobody but my husand.”—“Stone Cold Dead in the Market” imitation calypso from the 1940s.
I noticed she used a skillet; for the first couple of years I was married, my wife’s cooking could have been considered attempted murder…
Pretty sure no jury would have convicted her.
Moral of the story……no one loves a braggart or show-off. Not even one who once caught a Megalodon.
Man, I hated this character on Saturday Night Live. (Penelope, played by Kristen Wiig).
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sergioandrade Premium Member over 4 years ago
“It was a murder, but not a crime.”
Ida No over 4 years ago
The best thing about him was his delivery – deadpan.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
“I hit him on the head with a frying pan. I didn’t kill nobody but my husand.”—“Stone Cold Dead in the Market” imitation calypso from the 1940s.
NWdryad over 4 years ago
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
I noticed she used a skillet; for the first couple of years I was married, my wife’s cooking could have been considered attempted murder…
ars731 over 4 years ago
Pretty sure no jury would have convicted her.
garcalej over 4 years ago
Moral of the story……no one loves a braggart or show-off. Not even one who once caught a Megalodon.
ladywyntre over 4 years ago
Man, I hated this character on Saturday Night Live. (Penelope, played by Kristen Wiig).
gcottay over 4 years ago
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