Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Rat’s lawyer probably told him to include the “hot burning gas” part.

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    “Yes, yes. Aim for the sun. That way if you miss, at least your arrow will fall far away, and the person it kills will likely be someone you don’t know.”

    -Wit,

    Oathbringer, by Brandon Sanderson.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You can get the hot burning gas without reaching for the stars.

    Just sayin’.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, their personal security will likely be on you like flies on, um, poop, and their lawyers will be after you, as well.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    And I know the sky might be high / But baby it ain’t really that high / And I know that mars might be far / But baby it ain’t really that farLet’s reach for the stars

    Keep your feet on the ground.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    Between helium depletion and reduced radio-activity we’ll be lucky to get a couple of million more years out of our own star…

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    tudza Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Reach for the Stars” … what a great game that was.

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    everett_r0  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, the unpleasantness of reality….

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    They also light years away. So you are not reaching one anytime soon.

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    WoodstockJack  almost 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2rDb4Ur2dw

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. (Casey Kasem weekly top 40)

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  almost 5 years ago

    I have a car thermos that has a sticker with “Do not use while driving, do not remove this sticker”.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Just like a lot of Hollywood stars.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Reach for it, but you better not actually get one!

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Inspirational.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Kasey Kasem hates you, Rat.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Rat the prophet of inevitably impending ill-fated irreversible doom.

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    T Smith  almost 5 years ago

    Werner Von Braun wrote an autobiography titled “I Aim For the Stars.”

    Someone quipped that the subtitle should be “But Sometimes I Hit London.”

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you land among the stars. Where you slowly suffocate and die.

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    Keno21  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve actually HAD hot, burning gas, that made me feel like I WAS dying.

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    saje49  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, yes. There’s a downside to everything.

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    In truth reaching for the stars is good exercise. Except one might wonder why you’re exercising in the middle of the night, on a space ship that’s about to melt. Or something.

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    Al Nala  almost 5 years ago

    Me, I hate those pointy corners.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But, I think it is OK to swing on them…

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    ayespin  almost 5 years ago

    Who cares about a couple of million more years … we will be lucky if society even exist for another fifty years!

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    If you reach for the stars, better wear oven mitts!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Rat, you would put the late Casey Kasem to shame.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Burning no. Gas no, not exactly, it’s a form of gas called a plasma.

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    If we did find another planet with life forms similar to our own; and if we went there; and if the indigenous life forms of that planet didn’t want us there and asked us to leave: wouldn’t that make us illegal aliens?

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    tonicee9  almost 5 years ago

    I LOVE RAT! What a realist.

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    Randal Goodall Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is an old Dilbert cartoon (15-20 years ago) with Wally telling Asok, “It’ll burn your hand clean off!”

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Ad astra per aspera!

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Rat is so inspirational! How could anyone follow another?!

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    The_Unborn  almost 5 years ago

    oof

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    Beware of Duck (Happy Pride Month!!)  almost 4 years ago

    Just like men, seem great, you get one, and they’re a ball of hot gas

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    SuperCharged5-  about 2 years ago

    IS NOT GAS. IS PLASMA why do people keep getting this confused

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