Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 23, 2019

I didn’t know Barbies’ name was Down.

“BARBIE DOWN” is what they shout when she falls off her high heels.

No. 10. Is that Eli Manning?

“I’m a Barbie Girl…in a Barbie world. Wrapped in plastic. It’s fantastic!”

And to think they’re still popular after decades of fame….wow!

OH MAN….has Barbie ever put on weight…

Oh my! It’s half time and Barbie has had a wardrobe malfunction. Heh..Heh

Rub some dirt on it.

Luckily, the kick to the groin had absolutely no effect whatsoever.

Good job Ken, not one hair out of place, BTW, are you anatomically correct yet?

I think they messed up the story. GI Joe Greene tackled Dolphin’s QB Bob Griese : > ]

That’s more like a hockey player.

Gord? Gord?? Are you buds with MacKenzies brothers?

“barbie down on the field” sounds like a line from a lou reed song…

Remember – if you can’t fix it with duct tape then you haven’t used enough duct tape.