When he played those “Slide Mandolin Blues”/ his advances were hard to refuse/ she suddenly felt a/ strange throb in her “Delta”/ but she just couldn’t get past those shoes.
I’m just a gigolo/ and ev’rywhere I go/ People know the bar I’m playing/ Pay for every dance selling each romance/ Ooh, I could say…….Louis Prima much better than David Lee.
I realize that dresses disguised everything in those days, but, dude, take another glance at the size of those thighs… she could wind up breaking your neck…
Hmm, must have offended someone. My comments here since 6/5 have disappeared, including today’s. Just heard that x_Tech passed yesterday (RIP, XT), now this.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Sorry, dude; she judges a man by the shoes he wears.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hanna, getting ready to flee for her life.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Nothing like a backdrop of disapproving saints to set the mood. Maybe you should try your luck in the rectory.
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Did anyone tell you have a BIG nose goblin hanging out your schnoz?
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Hanna never imagined that a lute player could have so much spittle.
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
Cyrus’ full time gig was that of court jester. In his off time, he PLAYED Romeo. (Whose a fool, now ?)
J Short almost 5 years ago
Yeah, I did get this shirt and collar at the Ringling Bros. Circus. How could you tell?
pcolli almost 5 years ago
She would leave but he glued the seat before she sat down.
thebashfulone almost 5 years ago
Killing me softly with his song. . .
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
When he played those “Slide Mandolin Blues”/ his advances were hard to refuse/ she suddenly felt a/ strange throb in her “Delta”/ but she just couldn’t get past those shoes.
ptnjbrown almost 5 years ago
She misunderstood when they said he liked to show off all his lute.
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
“I’m not into gingers with no color sense!”
Reader almost 5 years ago
The clown they hired for the birthday party was getting rather bold with Timmy’s mom.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
His outfit looks like an early version of Ronald McDonald. That’s reason enough to recoil in horror.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
Uh oh… time to clear out; she’s letting a large, long squeaker.
MS72 almost 5 years ago
She was chosen for a 1-on-1 date with “Bachelor’s” Kevin, but is secretly hoping for no rose tonite.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
“Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round!”
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
“Just nod and smile until you get a chance to run for it!”
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
I’m just a gigolo/ and ev’rywhere I go/ People know the bar I’m playing/ Pay for every dance selling each romance/ Ooh, I could say…….Louis Prima much better than David Lee.
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
I realize that dresses disguised everything in those days, but, dude, take another glance at the size of those thighs… she could wind up breaking your neck…
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Luther Lutist couldn’t get away with cutting one without Madalyn Mandoline noticing. Must have been the Limburger, bratwurst, and beer for breakfast.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Get comfortable, M’lady. Next I’ll be playing “Free Bird,” …..the long version.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eric Idle suggesting “Bright Side of Life” for her father’s funeral.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Renaldo figured if his left knee could pin down Hanna’s dress, she wouldn’t be able to run away at all.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
Cassandra kept feeling around behind her. She knew the concealed pistol was there somewhere.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hmm, must have offended someone. My comments here since 6/5 have disappeared, including today’s. Just heard that x_Tech passed yesterday (RIP, XT), now this.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
When she went to McDonald’s and sat next to the Ronald McDonald statue, she never expected it to come to life.
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“Uhm… Ahh… Very nice….”
gcarlson almost 5 years ago
Lotta close clinches with the coquettes in the melodrama I’m rehearsing, so I always brush my teeth as soon as I get to the theater.