I didn’t know that unicorns had such a dark side. As for the grocery carts, I hope you’ll remember to rub it down first with one of those rubs at the door. They’re alcohol wipes, so this may explain a lot about the unicorns. I’m worried about those cute nurses though. It looks like they’re coming to get me, and they mean business.
It’s good to engage with the wider, weirder world. Your thumb will still be there. And there’s a chance those are Candy Stripers, and not actually nurses, judging by the obvious youth.
This reminds me of that scene in “Catch Me If You Can” where Leonardo Di Caprio is flanked by women he “recruited” as flight attendants in order to not be seen in plain sight at the airport.
Eagerly anticipating graduation day, Sue E. Generis is convinced that, armed with her dual degree, as a manicurist/ventriloquist, the world is hers to conquer!
I don’t know what word in the English language, I can’t find one, applies to people who are willing to sacrifice the literal existence of organized human life so they can put a few more dollars into highly stuffed pockets; the word ‘evil’ doesn’t even begin to approach it.
Just think about it, though… Somewhere out there, a woman about 70 years old, or so, could be seeing this, and recognizing herself, and remembering times long ago…
Alternate theory is that this gang of looney-bin inmates has hijacked the poor Lame Candystripers and taken their uniforms as they make their Escape Attempt….
The Little Lame Sisters of St. Teresa are so put upon!
Our ace reliever threw a striped down sinker ball. Torpedo threw a mean submarine pitch. Devilman threw a good pitchfork ball. The Skipper could get thrown out on a knuckle ball, or left stranded at the 3hourtour on deck circle and rounding the bases. He wanted to tear the leather and laces off a good bleacher blonde for home run.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 5 years ago
Her dedication is commendable.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… that Bad Lip Reading sight is always funny…
…scrubs will never have the same affect on me as these old nursing uniforms…
…( why they had to wear these uniforms to nurse their children- I don’t know)…
… I used to love Tv hospital shows, but I haven’t even see one episode of Grey’s Anatomy…
…another 3hourtour joke repeat: What did Jesus say to Capt. Kirk?…
…“Damn it, Jim, I’m a miracle worker not a doctor!”…
…would Jesus cure a fat person?…
…a person who/whom didn’t like the size of their nose?…
… would He miraculously give a man a bigger penis?…
…I mean, where’s the line on who or what Jesus would cure?…
…I mean if He can stop an alcoholic from drinking can he make somebody love somebody because that somebody wants them to love them?…
…it’s all so confusing to me…
…but today’s Frog Applause asks this very question…
…if you look deep enough…
…or already have had three cups of coffee…
Ray*C almost 5 years ago
I didn’t know that unicorns had such a dark side. As for the grocery carts, I hope you’ll remember to rub it down first with one of those rubs at the door. They’re alcohol wipes, so this may explain a lot about the unicorns. I’m worried about those cute nurses though. It looks like they’re coming to get me, and they mean business.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
Enjoy it all while you’re cute.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
It’s good to engage with the wider, weirder world. Your thumb will still be there. And there’s a chance those are Candy Stripers, and not actually nurses, judging by the obvious youth.
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
there is no harm with revealing your secrets to co-worker friends on occasion while on working hours, young lady
Hugh B. Hayve almost 5 years ago
“Has any one of you ladies seen the key to the medication cabinet?”
prettyfeet almost 5 years ago
Frog Applause and Doonesbury on the same unicorn island. That’s weird. No, that GoComics.
painedsmile almost 5 years ago
This reminds me of that scene in “Catch Me If You Can” where Leonardo Di Caprio is flanked by women he “recruited” as flight attendants in order to not be seen in plain sight at the airport.
painedsmile almost 5 years ago
Those nurses look TOO happy. Are they on enema rounds?
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Do rabid flatulent unicorns (aka Rabid F-Us) cause colorful foaming diarrhea …?
Arianne almost 5 years ago
Eagerly anticipating graduation day, Sue E. Generis is convinced that, armed with her dual degree, as a manicurist/ventriloquist, the world is hers to conquer!
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Do they wear their cute uniforms while performing Social Service?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
I don’t know what word in the English language, I can’t find one, applies to people who are willing to sacrifice the literal existence of organized human life so they can put a few more dollars into highly stuffed pockets; the word ‘evil’ doesn’t even begin to approach it.
Noam Chomsky, linguist
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Alice doesn’t live here anymore! How much acid did this ditz drop?
Sun almost 5 years ago
Stick out your dialect and say aahhh.
cooganm Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Making rounds in the hysteria ward?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
I tell you Sister, let it all hang out.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Calm down as just another case study on how patients will manipulate medical people for their benefit.
Arianne almost 5 years ago
Just think about it, though… Somewhere out there, a woman about 70 years old, or so, could be seeing this, and recognizing herself, and remembering times long ago…
(…or maybe muttering, “$@#% acid flashbacks!”)
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
A recent study showed that Seattle/Tacoma used more cannabis than Amsterdam. They measured the THC in the sewer water because, “Sewage doesn’t lie.”
I wish we had sewage in the White House.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Alternate theory is that this gang of looney-bin inmates has hijacked the poor Lame Candystripers and taken their uniforms as they make their Escape Attempt….
The Little Lame Sisters of St. Teresa are so put upon!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Parochial learning, this becomes, Battel Hem of the Republic…
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… no,no,no,no,no…
…this is nothing like The Cars singing,‘Moving In Stereo,’ in Fast Times At Ridgemont High….
…farting rabid unicorns are no different than belching rabid baseball bats…
…but I really wouldn’t call it coming to the rescue as much as sending in a relief pitcher…
…or is this the farting unicorn’s cheerleading squad?….
…I never understand Australian football…
…or are these young ladies just in the Social Service?…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Our ace reliever threw a striped down sinker ball. Torpedo threw a mean submarine pitch. Devilman threw a good pitchfork ball. The Skipper could get thrown out on a knuckle ball, or left stranded at the 3hourtour on deck circle and rounding the bases. He wanted to tear the leather and laces off a good bleacher blonde for home run.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
OMG! They’ve survived yet another day!