FUN WITH FICTION:[Posted on skweeker by mouseinthecorner]P: You gotta hit ‘em hard!B: Right. Launch the attack on them just like they did to us!T: I don’t know if I should. They didn’t kill anybody.B: No, they didn’t. But they could have killed 35 if they downed that other plane.T: Gen. -- told me the attack will kill 150. How do I justify that to my base?B: That don’t matter! What’s the value of 150 dead Muslims against losing one of our 130 million dollar drones?T: You’re right there. No comparison at all. I’ll launch right now![5 minutes later the hot line rings, T puts it on speaker phone]T: Yeah?VP: Boy!T: Yes,Master.VP: You launched strikes against Iran a couple minutes ago.T: Yes Sir.VP: You bonehead. Cancel the attack.T: What about my beautiful drone?VP: I said cancel the attack. NOW!T: But I’ll look like a wimp.VP: Savvy this: If you attack, you’ll start a war with Iran. Then I’ll shove your tit in the wringer right proper right quick . I’ll make sure you get re-elected with a Democrat Congress. You’ll have more work than you ever imagined tryin’ to fend off Congress and run all these wars, too. Think you have legal trouble now? Hit Iran and I’ll make your present trouble look like a mole on a gnat’s ass both while in office, and afterwards, too. You’ll be in a morass for years. You follow?T: But I’ll still look like a wimp to my base.VP: You dummy! All you gotta do is say you could have attacked. Say that you’re a just man and wouldn’t kill people over a drone. Play that malarkey to you’re base’s lizard brain emotions and you’ll become the good guy in this tiff; the REAL tough guy not the Iranians — who’ll only howl about sanctions. You follow now?T: Yes, Master.VP: Good boy.[end of skweeker post, 5 minutes later on a carrier at an undisclosed location]“Captain, he called off the attack, thank God.”“I knew he would. He thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt, if he knows who TR was. But he just bellows and totes a toothpick.”
Good thing Trump talked to Tucker Carlson (as reported) who told him not to bomb Iran. It would end his re-election bid. Just think what would have happened if he called Kanye instead?
Just another example of t drumph marketing… By creating a problem that “only he can solve”… convincing his base that he is the Messiah Redeemer of America … Just another example of Bluster and retreat… Too bad he can’t threaten to sue Iran like he can threaten to sue all of his detractors here in America… Isn’t that how he solves most of his problems ? threatening to take them to court?
NEWS: Trump’s chief of protocol was pulled from AF1 manifest for G20 trip after his staff complained about intimidating behavior, including carrying a horsewhip in office.
A deputy will aid Trump with the finer points of protocol for this foreign trip.
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
Rain on his parade.
Daeder almost 5 years ago
“…then he blew up, like a tiny mushroom cloud!”
JDave almost 5 years ago
He would have received a different kind of spanking this time.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Maybe he should send preacher pence to the “STRAIGHT” of Hormuz…
Ontman almost 5 years ago
The idea that he would care about 150 people in Iran dying is ludicrous. His foxy friend Tucker said don’t do it.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
He’s still going through with his insanity…he gave Pelosi two weeks….what a poor excuse of a man, let alone a president.
brit-ed almost 5 years ago
Nice one.
A# 466 almost 5 years ago
FUN WITH FICTION:[Posted on skweeker by mouseinthecorner]P: You gotta hit ‘em hard!B: Right. Launch the attack on them just like they did to us!T: I don’t know if I should. They didn’t kill anybody.B: No, they didn’t. But they could have killed 35 if they downed that other plane.T: Gen. -- told me the attack will kill 150. How do I justify that to my base?B: That don’t matter! What’s the value of 150 dead Muslims against losing one of our 130 million dollar drones?T: You’re right there. No comparison at all. I’ll launch right now![5 minutes later the hot line rings, T puts it on speaker phone]T: Yeah?VP: Boy!T: Yes,Master.VP: You launched strikes against Iran a couple minutes ago.T: Yes Sir.VP: You bonehead. Cancel the attack.T: What about my beautiful drone?VP: I said cancel the attack. NOW!T: But I’ll look like a wimp.VP: Savvy this: If you attack, you’ll start a war with Iran. Then I’ll shove your tit in the wringer right proper right quick . I’ll make sure you get re-elected with a Democrat Congress. You’ll have more work than you ever imagined tryin’ to fend off Congress and run all these wars, too. Think you have legal trouble now? Hit Iran and I’ll make your present trouble look like a mole on a gnat’s ass both while in office, and afterwards, too. You’ll be in a morass for years. You follow?T: But I’ll still look like a wimp to my base.VP: You dummy! All you gotta do is say you could have attacked. Say that you’re a just man and wouldn’t kill people over a drone. Play that malarkey to you’re base’s lizard brain emotions and you’ll become the good guy in this tiff; the REAL tough guy not the Iranians — who’ll only howl about sanctions. You follow now?T: Yes, Master.VP: Good boy.[end of skweeker post, 5 minutes later on a carrier at an undisclosed location]“Captain, he called off the attack, thank God.”“I knew he would. He thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt, if he knows who TR was. But he just bellows and totes a toothpick.”
mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Choked on the coffee, thanks, Clay.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
T’was called off because Putin told trump the drone really was in / over Iran territory and don’t be hurting my friend.
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
Rename it Operation Iranian Liberation?
Librarylady almost 5 years ago
Such a fool. A sadistic, malignant, narcissistic fool. (The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump by Bandy X. Lee, Robert Jay Lifton, & 29 more)
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Crazy Trump wanted to obliterate Iran because they shot down our spy plane.
I have no words to say how stupid this all is.
Ally2005 almost 5 years ago
Good thing Trump talked to Tucker Carlson (as reported) who told him not to bomb Iran. It would end his re-election bid. Just think what would have happened if he called Kanye instead?
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed almost 5 years ago
Just another example of t drumph marketing… By creating a problem that “only he can solve”… convincing his base that he is the Messiah Redeemer of America … Just another example of Bluster and retreat… Too bad he can’t threaten to sue Iran like he can threaten to sue all of his detractors here in America… Isn’t that how he solves most of his problems ? threatening to take them to court?
All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex almost 5 years ago
Teehee hee
EdmundBabe almost 5 years ago
21 victims to go
feverjr Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…but he enjoyed “Operation Dessert, Stormy”
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
@JenniferJJacobs
NEWS: Trump’s chief of protocol was pulled from AF1 manifest for G20 trip after his staff complained about intimidating behavior, including carrying a horsewhip in office.
A deputy will aid Trump with the finer points of protocol for this foreign trip.