Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 12, 2011

I have a BAD feeling about this!

After the race, the polar bear thinks, “Mmmm, tastes like chicken.”

I’ve got the bear +220.

Think I’d wait until the return trip.

What you have to watch out for is third bear playing goalie in the out-house.

Actually, the Eskimo took a lesson from President-for-Life Bmzklfrpz from Doonsebury - that’s a double about to dash to the outhouse.

And this is why indoor plumbing was invented….

the screaming runs. new meaning.

hahaha!

I’d pop a brick out of the Igloo, and tunnel around the side away from the bears, and try to sneak in from the side of the outhouse.

Good luck little mukluk!

Also a good read: “Over the Cliff” by Hugo First.

@Tigger: the joke’s in the spellings: Willie Makeit and Betty Wont.

Who’s for the classic “Rusty Bedsprings” by I. P. Knightley?

At least the bear is giving the Eskimo a sporting chance.

A-way up north, to Alaska.

The suspense is just unbearable!

No fair, the eskimo’s course has been shoveled.

Or the geographical tour ; “Up the Yellow River” by C. P. Daily…☻

This is reminiscent of an old Far Side panel.

A couple of polar bears sitting with their backs to an igloo with a big jagged hole on the top.

The caption reads, “I just love these things. Crunchy on the outside. Chewy in the middle.”

Another good book “The Screaming Russian” by Shebityourchockoff.

“Tragedy on the Cliff” by ilene Dover “Under the Bleachers” by Seymour Butts and the X-rated: “Blood on the Sheets” by Buster Cherry “Hawaiian Celibacy” by Ivan Lackanooki

If I were the polar bear, I would wait for the trip back to the house. Should be moving slower and there would be less cleaning involved.

I think the Polar Bear has the advantage!

Today’s comments are funnier than the strip….LOL

And the crazy spellings got past the censors.

artistic license is great….wooden outhouse vs. igloo

too close in summer and too far in winter

Evidently the outhouse has a heater for there is a chimney. I never had that luxury.

No chimney, biogas vent, as approved by OSHA

Good one, Wiley! LOL!

…or “The Mad Russian Lover” by Tearya Titzoff.

Ehehehe! Homicidal bears… so like us.

“50 Steps to the Outhouse” , by Willy Makeit and illustrated by Betty Cant …

“Trail in the Sand” by Peter Draggin —————– LOL to x-tech… TOOO funny ! x_Tech said, about 14 hours ago What you have to watch out for is third bear playing goalie in the out-house.

Don’t forget the old standbys: “The Little Engine That Could,” and “Gone With the Wind.”

Great comic!! Great comments too!!