Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 01, 2019

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    Theirs or yours ?

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    The comment section is half the fun of this site.

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    khmo  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, in the tradition of MSN news -disable the comments – that’ll fix it.

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nope, disabling Twitter will cause all sorts of issues you don’t want

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    to borrow from “A Few Good Men”…“You can’t handle the truth!”

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    Like youtube, you could disable comments on all channels featuring small childish kings!

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    In this case, disarm, not disable, I would think!

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    ptnjbrown  almost 5 years ago

    Look at the bright side. You don’t have to gather food to feed the troops now.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Even if you give folks good news and happy tidings someone will troll you. If not for what you said they will ding you for something that someone else said you may have said some time in the past. Just move along.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    random thought – ever wonder how many people were not physically damaged because trolls were allowed to post mindless, humorless, insulting comments?? like I said random thought.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 5 years ago

    I wish 9 Chickwood Lane had a comment section!

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Tell the King of Id that vegetables are good for you. And you need to consume more vegetables every day.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    The Peanut Gallery has spoken!

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    preacherman  almost 5 years ago

    This sounds like our current states-of-the-union speeches and I wish we had a comment section.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    Fake vegetables.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    They obviously have too much disposable income if they’re wasting food like that! RAISE TAXES!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    If it’s anything like today’s State of the Union….theirs!

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    indysteve9  almost 5 years ago

    That or make a salad.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Whew! No Trump jokes today…

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    But Sire, you DID open your speech that you were going to motivate the people to share their crops

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    That’s why the balcony below his should have men with pots of boiling oil.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    The King is a Fink!

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