No witty comment; I remember back in the day when the Roman Catholic Church required that females wear a head covering to mass, woeful was the girl who forgot her covering, the nuns would make her use a tissue (fortunately clean) to maintain propriety while she was the laughingstock during first period (at least for the boys, I think the girls were all afraid that it might happen to them one day.)
The cloth that she wears on her head/ is weighted with pellets of lead/ and so, thanks to those/ when the Tuscan wind blows/ unlike others, she has naught to dread.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
The pizza at that place on Via Michelangelo was great, but the waitress had an attitude.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The look of disappointment my blind date gave me.
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
NOTHING, off the top of my head, comes to mind.
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“Oh my God you’re boring”
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
God. I haven’t heard that line in, like, ten minutes.
Emjeff almost 5 years ago
Does this towel on my head make my nose look big?
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
You come to me on my father’s wedding day to ask a favor?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“My transition is complete. I am now a yam peeler. I’m so proud. I’m telling the world.”
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
Angelina “Fingers” Fazdaglionini, fastest knitter in Tuscany. You got a problem wit’ dat?
J Short almost 5 years ago
Yeah it’s a napkin. And before you ask anything else, yes the skirt is a hall runner.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No witty comment; I remember back in the day when the Roman Catholic Church required that females wear a head covering to mass, woeful was the girl who forgot her covering, the nuns would make her use a tissue (fortunately clean) to maintain propriety while she was the laughingstock during first period (at least for the boys, I think the girls were all afraid that it might happen to them one day.)
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
The cloth that she wears on her head/ is weighted with pellets of lead/ and so, thanks to those/ when the Tuscan wind blows/ unlike others, she has naught to dread.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
The “before” picture from the Noses R Us Cosmetic Surgery and Makeover Emporium’s latest advertisement.
KEA almost 5 years ago
sure… I can fold it into a swan for you
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
Come on up and see me some time….
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
She was jilted after he saw the wedding dress.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
It’s called the “finger weave” you idiot.
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
“So you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Do you, Punk?”
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
“Yes, it IS a napkin on my head. My apron is a tablecloth. And my dress is just something I saw in the window…”
Linguist almost 5 years ago
" Go ahead and try it, wise guy. I dare you. "
battycomic Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No, but can I use it? I seem to have gotten rather sloppy with my spaghetti.
tracybsmith almost 5 years ago
I dare you to look THIS good in your flimsy paper towel…
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“Yes it’s impressive. I’ve never seen anything like it. Now pull up your pants and leave before I call the cops.”
gileshead almost 5 years ago
Her bf wears a rag hat!
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
cookie studied to be a nun but liked men too much, so she learned to pray for them.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
When you are a cross dresser and have to hide the pins holding the wig on …
thebashfulone almost 5 years ago
Yes, it’s a very big car and it makes a lot of noise. And the point is. . .?
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We have already decided upon WHAT I am… now we must haggle the price! :>)