Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 21, 2019

I’ve often wondered if people keep pets just because it give them an excuse to talk “baby talk” even though they don’t have children.

That’s the voice we use on you, snookums!

We hate it when you use that tone of voice, Aunty! :D

Aunty, Aunty, Aunty. . .why are you wasting time/breath talking to freakin’ idiots?

And, when you talk to yourself, which is most of the time.

♪ You’re right, On-tee… ♪

And a special language.

Who’s a Good Freakin’ Idiot? Who’s our Good Little Idiot?

White House correspondents should try this!

It is the tone really not the words.