Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 12, 2019

Life IS like a box of chocolates; you never know what the h3ll you’re going to bite into.

You wood Forest.

Darlin’, most anyone could Andy Gump* their chin, but there ain’t nary a body who can Gump their shoulders like you!

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If you like Piña Coladas, and guddling lochs in the rain…

Guess what day it is! Anybody?

It’s GUMP DAY!!!

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(Aka Kyphos Day, way back when)

Can we take a moment to talk about how incoherent Diamond Dave has gotten over the years?

… "You can barbecue F.A., boil F.A., broil F.A., bake F.A., saute F.A.. Dey’s uh, F.A.-kabobs, F.A. creole, F.A. gumbo. Pan fried F.A., deep fried F.A., stir-fried F.A.. There’s pineapple F.A., lemon F.A., coconut F.A., pepper F.A., F.A. soup, F.A. stew, F.A. salad, F.A. and potatoes, F.A. burger, F.A. sandwich…

…that’s all I have to say about that.

… from van Hagar the Horrible’s #2 hit…

…life is a highway…

… but enough about our president…

… dagnabit Muskey …

… small breasted women have big hearts…

… and nice personalities…

…the previous comments were brought to you by: the 70’s: where you could still tell Polish jokes even if you weren’t Polish…

… @#$% Trumpster snowflakes can’t even say, ‘both you and your @#$% MAGA hat can rot in Cleveland,’ without them getting all offended…

…that previous comment brought to you by: Facebook: go ahead and gump!’…

I’ve always felt that a soft g should be replaced by a nice j.

Is that gump as in guddle?

Eddie van Halen’s #1 fan, a little the worse for wear.

Gump’s was a luxury American home furnishings and home décor retailer, founded in 1861 in San Francisco, California.

I will go to the edge of the trees and Gump into the Forrest.

The anagram of “might as well gump” is “Whigs gulp me malt.”

… on a side bar, I would like to personally thank our leader and Frog Applause creator, Teresa Burritt for being such an inspiration to me and I know to you other commentators as well. Teresa and her top notch Frog has taught me at least- at the very least indeed- that when it comes to Schrödinger’s cat to think outside the box…

you Know Schrodinger’s cat is always alive and out of his box at frog applausse

One of my cats can pass through a locked door. I believe he exists on both sides of the door simultaneously, but I haven’t been able to prove it. Maybe I should have named him Schro or something. “Pouncer” seemed more appropriate at the time, but I suspect neither is his actual name. Well…maybe “Neither” really is his actually name. I’ll have to try it out.

I can’t Gump because I can’t see the Forrest because of the trees … (someone had to say it) ….

The Gump is one of my favorite Oz characters. Talk about a surreal hybrid .

Gump.

jennay is not a lump, she likes to jump

To gump or not to gump; that is the question.

(Andy, stay outta this. Mme. Récamier has it under control.)

HELLO DOLLY…

HELLO LOUIS.

She looks like she belongs on The New Adventures of Queen Victoria.

Gumps are native to Oz.