I think there is a parallel to he 2 questions. "May I help you? "Versus “what do you want?”
The former being more open to possibilities.The latter is more confined comparatively.
As people tend to prefer the former version of the question, it should naturally follow that, in order to be open to the possibilities, the focus should be on the empty space. And not the wine.
The idea of pessimist versus optimist is faulty. Do you need to finish what’s in the glass (like before a medical scan & you HATE the stuff, or is it a cold drink on a hot day. I read a quote some place "are you pouring or drinking?).
Well, that is probably one of the best uses of a Philosophy degree I can think of. I have a history degree. I would have to ask if the customer had a preference in the age of the wine. Millennial, Pepsi, Boomer or earlier.
Sadly, so many university degrees don’t lead into any sort of viable career. At least he’s not working at a fast food joint. Hey, maybe he could go to a trade school.
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
I think I hear/read this joke on average about 20 times a day in the press. Then even its philosophy is gone.
RAGs almost 5 years ago
Could I have just the middle half full?
Kymberleigh almost 5 years ago
Why does the waiter resemble Penn Jillette?
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Just give them the bottle and let them decide.
kodj kodjin almost 5 years ago
Just bring me a gallon jug of “Gallo”
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Highest paying gig he could get with that degree.
feverjr Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Professor Descartes, would you care for some dessert?”… “I think not”… poof, he was gone
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
Just fill the top half, please.
franki_g almost 5 years ago
nice….art….on the wall.very minimalist
paintings even I could create, if someone else did the framing.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
On second thoughts, I’ll have a large full glass of Merlot.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Half full or half empty? It doesn’t matter. Just as long as it’s never empty.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
There’s a difference in the way they’re served.
Half full: waiter takes glass and pours wine into it until it’s half full then serves it
Half empty: waiter takes glass and pours wine into it until it is full, drinks half of the wine then serves it. yum – backwash!
Cpeckbourlioux almost 5 years ago
I know a guy with a master in philosophy…he said “Yes. And I know nothing, but I Know that I know nothing.”
PekCheeYong almost 5 years ago
I think there is a parallel to he 2 questions. "May I help you? "Versus “what do you want?”
The former being more open to possibilities.The latter is more confined comparatively.
As people tend to prefer the former version of the question, it should naturally follow that, in order to be open to the possibilities, the focus should be on the empty space. And not the wine.
I.e. I prefer it to be half empty.
jimchronister2016 almost 5 years ago
No! Full!
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
I drink, therefore I am.
dot-the-I almost 5 years ago
… with a Ph.D. in cognitive psychology.
johndifool almost 5 years ago
Apes quote philosophy?
WDemBlk Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The idea of pessimist versus optimist is faulty. Do you need to finish what’s in the glass (like before a medical scan & you HATE the stuff, or is it a cold drink on a hot day. I read a quote some place "are you pouring or drinking?).
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, that is probably one of the best uses of a Philosophy degree I can think of. I have a history degree. I would have to ask if the customer had a preference in the age of the wine. Millennial, Pepsi, Boomer or earlier.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
Sadly, so many university degrees don’t lead into any sort of viable career. At least he’s not working at a fast food joint. Hey, maybe he could go to a trade school.
zzeek almost 5 years ago
Why dirty a glass? Just give me the bottle, we’ll rough it.
MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
Why can’t restaurants fill the damn glass?
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Depends on the second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year. . .my attitude changes “secondly”
David Frechette Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Old comic strip rerun….02 June 2015.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
I thought those people with advanced Philosophy degrees became taxi drivers and barbers, while English and Psychology majors became bartenders.
For a Just and Peaceful World almost 5 years ago
I want a glass half full but twice as large.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
I won’t need my math degree to calculate your 0% tip.
contralto2b almost 5 years ago
My mom once told me that a B.S = Bu!! Sh!&, M.S. = More Sh!&, and Ph.D. = Piled higher and Deeper!
Lynnjav almost 5 years ago
He needs to attain his PhD.
txmystic almost 5 years ago
Bring it to me full, and I’ll return it to you empty. No half measures, please…
scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… and yes, I’d like fries with that.
magicwalnut Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Love the ponytail!
NeoconMan almost 5 years ago
Rubbish. I have a Ph.D. in Cog Psych. I’m making six figures lecturing.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I’d prefer a cold Hefeweizen, please.
57BelAir almost 5 years ago
Good one Mr. Wiley, show us one for an Art Appreciation degree!!! LOL
megerkey almost 5 years ago
I would like the glass to be 51% full, thank you.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
“You mean I have a choice?”
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
The blue-collar person says “I can make that work.”
The engineer says “I wonder how that works”
The physicist says “I wonder why that works”
The philosopher says “Do you want fries with that?”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Copyright infringement! This same cartoon was first published 6-2-15 © WILEY INK, Inc. and 7-16-19 is © WILEY INK, Ltd.
billdaviswords almost 5 years ago
Either way would be great since they usually fill it about ⅓ full!
anomaly almost 5 years ago
It’s full either way. Depends on what you’re measuring.
MITZI almost 5 years ago
The other patron (where’s his tie? what kind of restaurant is this?) looks as if he’s eating a turkey drumstick as finger food.
bakana almost 5 years ago
It’s Half Full Before the First Sip.
Half Empty After. Unless it’s a Bad Wine.
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
I’d like it to be refillable.
dukedoug almost 5 years ago
Just the top half, please.
Bicycle Dude almost 5 years ago
That’s his day job, during his off season Teller.