“You don’t pull on Superman’s cape, You don’t spit into the wind, You don’t take the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t fool around with” Chuck Norris.
Oh come on now. Chuck is a TV/Movie star. Yes, he did get a black belt in Tae Kwan Do while he was stationed in Korea, but TV/Movie fights are all scripted and choreographed to ensure no one gets hurt
dodgersRfine almost 5 years ago
If he had shoved Chuck Norris, the LEAST of his problems would be the fine and suspension.
Polsixe almost 5 years ago
Everyone knows you don’t touch the entertainers.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Lili Von Shtupp: “Texmam”? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business?
Tex: Well, no…
Lili Von Shtupp: Then why don’t you get your fwiggin’ feet off the stage?
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“You don’t pull on Superman’s cape, You don’t spit into the wind, You don’t take the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t fool around with” Chuck Norris.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh come on now. Chuck is a TV/Movie star. Yes, he did get a black belt in Tae Kwan Do while he was stationed in Korea, but TV/Movie fights are all scripted and choreographed to ensure no one gets hurt
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Does Chuck Norris dial wrong numbers? No, you answer the wrong phone.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
They named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it back because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Rrhain almost 5 years ago
Chuck Norris can perform oral gratification on my reproductive organs.