Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    What kind of health plan comes with napping?

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    If only napping could be a career…….zzzzzzz

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, they say you should set realistic goals…

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Such a meaningful goals (1) Pig-in-a-Blanket, (2) well cured Pork Belly

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Did he finish his tea? That would be a very attainable goal, as well!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    You can’t spend your entire life napping. If you do, you can’t get the pizza delivery at the door.

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    Hoosier Poet  almost 5 years ago

    More like, “I just got sentenced to life. In a prison of my own making.”

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    My goals are simple. Eat, sleep, and take a stroll in the woods.

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    …and I just came in second!

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig’s next goal is to not become bacon ! …….. Croc Power !

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Poor PIG! he needs a fire lit under his @ss….oh wait….then he would be BBQ pork…never mind…bad idea

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Congratulations on the win, pig—-however you got it!

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    grocks  almost 5 years ago

    Yes!!!

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    Career counselors say to find what you do best and concentrate on that. There is not much market for procrastination.

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    codedaddy  almost 5 years ago

    And the achieved life is “more meaningful” how?

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    Bacon’s revenge   almost 5 years ago

    That’s my goal, napping

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    bobdingus  almost 5 years ago

    We all nap in the end.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Just buckle down and doze off!f

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Mine starts at 2 PM and ends in time for dinner.

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    magdala666  almost 5 years ago

    Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not one of your best, Pastis. How is anyone supposed to turn this one political?

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Must admit, by his own definition, Pig is a winner.

    By most other definitions, LOSER!

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    Thehag  almost 5 years ago

    I have a picture of a person in a hammock in silhouette with the caption “Doing two things at once, resting and breathing.”

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    Love2laugh  almost 5 years ago

    Nobody “wins” life pig. You can only love it or hate it. But you never win it.

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    Love2laugh  almost 5 years ago

    Also why do people love this stip so much? I’ve heard someone say because the characters are like people they know. Any other reasons?

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