I thought the going thing was to make the cups smaller but charge the same amount, not make them bigger! My gas station went from 32s to 30s, but started calling them Medium to dodge the complaints.
The metric system is by far history’s most successful revolution, having spread over 95% of the world’s population since its official adoption by France in 1795. It did so without a shot being fired or a drop of blood being spilled, simply by virtue of being so sensible. This advantage has only been reinforced by the widespread adoption of electronic calculators, which are much better with decimals (the logical way of expressing things based on multiples of 10) than with fractions (which you can still find on American rulers and measuring cups).
The measurements still being used in the USA should not be called “the English system” for 2 reasons: (1) the English themselves have come to their senses and adopted metric measurements and (2) it was never a system in the first place. I refer to it as ACHU — the Accidental Collection of Heterogeneous Units.
Wouldn’t a 31-ounce be a Trent’uno? Still waiting for Starbucks to pick up my idea of having all of the Vegas stores replace Venti (20 ounce) with Vent’uno (21)…
I don’t get it. Can someone explain? It doesn’t seem to be a metric-to-‘English’ thing, because only the first one is. And in the US we do have soda bottles in liters (1, 1.5, & 2). In fact, the 2liter of soda was the first and only lasting thing to change to metric. Anyway, why would enlarging all the drinks be something Australian?
All these comments about imperial measurements and such seem to me digging too deep for the joke. I assumed it is just that he is the Wizard of “OZ” … the abbreviation for ounces. So the “gifts” he can bestow aren’t big time stuff like bravery and heart and brains. He can just give people more OUNCES of drink by super-sizing whatever size they have.
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Groan. But a good one!
Bilan almost 5 years ago
How do you get the Wicked Witch to take the super big gulp of 44 ounces of water?
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
Did we mention he’s Australian?
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
REFUSES to go to metric.
snappyboy almost 5 years ago
You should meet his brother, The Pope of Pounds.
Prey almost 5 years ago
Took me a while to get this one, haven´t used imperial for about 45 years.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
While you’re at it, Mr. Wiz, what do you say about this bar of gold in my basket?
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Just keep pounding away at the puns.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Could you turn my eighth into an ounce?
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Pay no attention to the man behind the counter!
betseytacy almost 5 years ago
I still don’t get it
osceola almost 5 years ago
All four of them need to lose a few lbs.
phil almost 5 years ago
The Wizard of ml — ha.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…And your little half-pint, too!
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
I thought the going thing was to make the cups smaller but charge the same amount, not make them bigger! My gas station went from 32s to 30s, but started calling them Medium to dodge the complaints.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
“Let’s gallon out of here!”
FassEddie almost 5 years ago
That’s a stretch!
joegeethree almost 5 years ago
Yay for the Standard English, American style!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The metric system is by far history’s most successful revolution, having spread over 95% of the world’s population since its official adoption by France in 1795. It did so without a shot being fired or a drop of blood being spilled, simply by virtue of being so sensible. This advantage has only been reinforced by the widespread adoption of electronic calculators, which are much better with decimals (the logical way of expressing things based on multiples of 10) than with fractions (which you can still find on American rulers and measuring cups).
The measurements still being used in the USA should not be called “the English system” for 2 reasons: (1) the English themselves have come to their senses and adopted metric measurements and (2) it was never a system in the first place. I refer to it as ACHU — the Accidental Collection of Heterogeneous Units.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wonder what time it is – 7:11?
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
That Super Big Gulp will go well with the Duncan Munchkins
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Now I’m sure we’re not in Kansas Toto.
del_grande Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wouldn’t a 31-ounce be a Trent’uno? Still waiting for Starbucks to pick up my idea of having all of the Vegas stores replace Venti (20 ounce) with Vent’uno (21)…
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
So Large to a 30 oz with a one ounce overflow.
rodjen1 almost 5 years ago
That’s gonna take a lot of ice cream to create a 40-ounce soda.
sandflea almost 5 years ago
And a 6 foot tall fire hydrant for Toto.
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Does the 40 oz. come with a paper bag ;)
Camiyami Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Bahahaha!! This one made me laugh!! :D High Five Mr. Hilburn. I’m sharing this one.
Ainimache Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I don’t get it. Can someone explain? It doesn’t seem to be a metric-to-‘English’ thing, because only the first one is. And in the US we do have soda bottles in liters (1, 1.5, & 2). In fact, the 2liter of soda was the first and only lasting thing to change to metric. Anyway, why would enlarging all the drinks be something Australian?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
There are 28 grams to the ounce.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
He’s taking extreme measures.
Display almost 5 years ago
A Royale with cheese.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
After all that, they’ll all be whizzers of Oz.
oasis7 almost 5 years ago
All these comments about imperial measurements and such seem to me digging too deep for the joke. I assumed it is just that he is the Wizard of “OZ” … the abbreviation for ounces. So the “gifts” he can bestow aren’t big time stuff like bravery and heart and brains. He can just give people more OUNCES of drink by super-sizing whatever size they have.