Ted Rall for January 24, 2011

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    Jaedabee Premium Member about 13 years ago

    ^ I sincerely doubt that.

    Still would be cooler if he had like some kind of cybernetic heart.

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    kreole  about 13 years ago

    This looks sterile……….

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    walruscarver2000  about 13 years ago

    I don’t get it. He’s survived this long without one.

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    Motivemagus  about 13 years ago

    Not funny the first time, jmattadams, and definitely not the second. Fair warning: I flag spammers.

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    sheldon1948  about 13 years ago

    The Bush administration is getting to be ancient history.Need another scapegoat.

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    CorosiveFrog Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Wow…there is bitterness in the left.

    I never agreed with Cheney for a single second. I think he’s one of the most greedy and well, evil people to ever come so close to the presidency. He has lots (LOTS!) of blood on his hands and will certainly have more in the future because of what his decisions triggered.

    But I can’t make fun of a person undegoing that kind of life-threatening surgery. I just can’t.

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    walruscarver2000  about 13 years ago

    @FrenchMaid You’re obviously a sweet lady, but a villian does not cease to be a villian just because he’s sick. Mostof them are sick in one way or another to start with.

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    Wildcard24365  about 13 years ago

    Right Turn Only said, about 1 hour ago

    The Bush administration is getting to be ancient history.Need another scapegoat.

    We’d love to find a “scapegoat,” but the fact is Bush/Cheney did more damage than can be cleaned up or repaired in just 4 years.

    Don’t worry, though, as the progress to correct the Bush/Cheney blunders drags on and on, the blame will slowly shift to Boner and the Neo-Reich as they strive to counter everything anyone tries to do to get the country working again.

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    Wildcard24365  about 13 years ago

    @FrenchCanadianMaid

    I understand your revulsion at this reaction, but Cheney de-humanized himself when he made it clear that he was aware that he authorized practices cited by the world as “torture,” and he expressed no remorse for any of it, whatsoever.

    Fundamentally, with all his dirty deals, connections, and outright vile actions, he has cleansed himself of any human attributes, and made himself nothing more than a breathing characature, embodying everything everything anyone has ever admitted to hating about conservativism.

    He did so willingly, of his own free will, and he is damned in history for it, even if he is never tried for his crimes against humanity.

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    lizdexic  about 13 years ago

    jmattadams probably thinks Glenn Beck is soooo smart.

    BTW, Cheney wouldn’t mind having a Pakistani heart either….and what OTHER wars are we in? Oh yeah… there’s Yemen too.

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    CorosiveFrog Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Sorry, I still can’t make fun of Cheney. Not for his sake, but for his family’s.

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    rockngolfer  about 13 years ago

    If Republicans had allowed stem cell research, maybe Cheney could grow a new heart, or repair tissue in a petrie dish.

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    Spyderred  about 13 years ago

    Bush/Cheney/Rumsfield - three people who abandoned their humanity for the sake of power. Torturers have to dehumanize their victims, so with that in mind, Cheney’s acts only confirmed what an evil troika that was. And keep in mind that Cheney has lifetime medical paid for by taxpayers, while his party tries to destroy what little progress was made on healthcare for those same taxpayers.

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    Dtroutma  about 13 years ago

    I’ve never been able to associate anything connected with Cheney “humorous”- since he was on Ford’s staff. He and Rumsfeld ARE the real “string pullers” behind most foul things attributed to administrations since that time. Two of a kind, and they aren’t “jokers”. (Unless you consider Heath Ledger’s last role.)

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    sirrom567  about 13 years ago

    Cheney needs a heart – quick, notify the Wizard of Oz! He’ll fix him up with something as phony as he deserves.

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    lizdexic  about 13 years ago

    Hey sirromsirrom….speaking of Cheney and the Wiz… check out: http://www.sarigraphics.com/postcards.html

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    Jaedabee Premium Member about 13 years ago

    “If Cheney were to install a “Human” organ his body would no doubt completely reject it, regardless, like Darth Vader.”

    That’s what I was going with… though I think Darth Vader still had a human heart.
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    rockngolfer  about 13 years ago

    Cheney shot his friend in the face, not the heart. They were at a drive-thru hunting lodge. You drive up, get out of the limosine, and shoot doves that have just been released.

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    sirrom567  about 13 years ago

    Pity the poor mutants.

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    walruscarver2000  about 13 years ago

    RV I’m an American, so according to your logic as displayed in your comments to our fair Maid, I have no right to comment on the goings-on in other countries. That being the case, what the hell are we doing commenting on Iran, North Korea, even France and Germany etc, etc, not to mention the “comments” we’re making on Iraq and Afganistan. Or is it only foreigners who are forbidden to comment?

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    PlainBill  about 13 years ago

    Quite a trio. All Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld needed was someone to play Dorothy.

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    PlainBill  about 13 years ago

    Quite a trio. All Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld needed was someone to play Dorothy.

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    pirate227  about 13 years ago

    Being sick doesn’t make Cheney a better person, being dead won’t either.

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    WarBush  about 13 years ago

    ^Where there is no sense, there is no feeling.

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