“It’s this tooth right here that’s crooked. It’s kept me from ever getting a date. Some have insinuated that it’s my lack of personality and some poor personal sanitary practices, but no, it’s this tooth”
For the “big bucks” she always did hanker/ she was hoping to marry a banker/ but the chaps “in the chips”/ shied away from those lips/ when they spotted that hideous canker.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the 2nd in Dutch; again, Chrome can automatically translate, plus it better formats the last than some other browsers do), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2213 (May 30, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Yes, she’s telling you there’s something on your lip.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Corrine, waiting for her ‘friend’ to take a bite of the arsenic laden pastry.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Yes, a full glass of Sherry makes both breakfast with you and these Pop-Tarts a lot easier to take.”
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Shelly self conscious of the huge pussy cold sore on her lip.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Hey, don’t bite your hangnail here.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Why is it that every blind date I get set up with picks their nose?
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
“You baked how much into these edibles?”
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“It’s this tooth right here that’s crooked. It’s kept me from ever getting a date. Some have insinuated that it’s my lack of personality and some poor personal sanitary practices, but no, it’s this tooth”
pcolli almost 5 years ago
“Wow, these are the best special muffins I’ve tasted since it became legal.”
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
“No Matilda, it says right here on the label, ‘Vaginal Cream’, not ‘Virginal Cream’. Once you’ve lost it, it’s gone!”
Pocosdad almost 5 years ago
“Hmmm…you’re right. It does taste funny. Wait, isn’t your ex-husband the cook here?”
thebashfulone almost 5 years ago
“Botox—it’s all the rage!”
Casey Jones almost 5 years ago
“The worst pies in London….”
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“Yes, Gertrude, it’s baby spit-up. Notice I use my left shoulder. The other side is for Gus.”
J Short almost 5 years ago
These winters are so dry; thank god Carmex.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago
and upon further examination , it not a fingernail at all.
it’s a toenail
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
As afternoon tea was about to wind up Matilda thought to herself, “You ain’t stickin’ me with the bill this time sister!”
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
You throw another marshmellow at me and you’re dead.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
For the “big bucks” she always did hanker/ she was hoping to marry a banker/ but the chaps “in the chips”/ shied away from those lips/ when they spotted that hideous canker.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
In the Restaurant:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:David_Oyens_002.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=9648
https://www.dordrechtsmuseum.nl/kunstenaars/oyens-david/
http://www.frans-kapma-foundation.com/Templates/david.html#davidO
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the 2nd in Dutch; again, Chrome can automatically translate, plus it better formats the last than some other browsers do), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2213 (May 30, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
The only thing worse than finding a worm, is finding half a worm.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I don’t mean to startle you, but I think your hanky just moved.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
“So, I says to her, I says, ‘That ain’t no valid interpretation of Hegel.’ And then she lets me have one on the kisser.”
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
April and MAY taste a Aperitif of birth control jell be fore engaging in sex.
tracybsmith almost 5 years ago
“Oh no, seriously…. did that guy over there see me picking my teeth?”