Every time I go to the store I end up behind someone with 40 items or 40 coupons, the which are usually examined and/or refused by the checker. So – I use the grocery delivery service which brings it all into the kitchen and sets it on the counter. 99% of the time it works beautifully and I don’t have to stand in line at checkout or haul the groceries home and into the house. Do prefer to buy produce myself. though.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Come on Ralph, express yourself. Don’t be quiet.
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah. Tell her that’s not what Express Lane means. Loud and clear!
Alondra almost 5 years ago
You can at least set your stuff down on the counter Ralph. And then say “I haven’t got all day!”
therese_callahan2002 almost 5 years ago
This reminds of a shopping trip from many years ago. There was just one woman ahead of me, but her cart contained enough groceries to feed an army!
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
This is a limiting rule that has never been enforced.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And can I write a check for $50 over the amount? Let’s see, where did I put that checkbook? Do you have a pen?
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Why I try to find a lane that is empty when I go shopping!
Serial Pedant almost 5 years ago
These old guys can be a pain….wait! I’M an old guy!
JudyHendrickson almost 5 years ago
sounds familiar must be Walmart!!!
CYGNUS X1 almost 5 years ago
I would like to EXPRESS your lack of Express lady!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s why I go shopping early to avoid crowds!
Perkycat almost 5 years ago
I don’t think she feels this supermarket is very super.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
There’s something to be said about shopping on-line.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Is Madonna singing Express Yourself on the muzak?
Ginny Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Every time I go to the store I end up behind someone with 40 items or 40 coupons, the which are usually examined and/or refused by the checker. So – I use the grocery delivery service which brings it all into the kitchen and sets it on the counter. 99% of the time it works beautifully and I don’t have to stand in line at checkout or haul the groceries home and into the house. Do prefer to buy produce myself. though.
sid w almost 5 years ago
This is cute, but why is he standing next to an empty belt, holding his groceries?
banjoAhhh! almost 5 years ago
Ga-roan
MichaelDrabnis almost 5 years ago
The joke is it’s the EXPRESS LANE and she is expressing herself…
WLG12037 almost 5 years ago
To steal a line from another comic strip, decades ago: “Some people turn the Express Line into the Snail Trail!”