If I were “them”, I’d deliver all the free pizzas Tuesday morning.
Fortunately, today’s Wednesday and not Sunday.
Hey, no problem. I only pay for pizza on February 29.
It seems they always run out of what ever it is by the time I hear about it.
As per the advertisement, we weren’t able to deliver within 45 minutes, so we freed your pizza.
We have plenty of beer, so we’re good.
I’ve heard some delivery guys prefer to go commandough.
Free beer tomorrow.
Monday would make more sense.
They could have said we’ll deliver you pizza tomorrow [tomorrow never happens].
So they pay for the pizza that gets delivered today and get the free one on Friday?
And it will be late. Expect it on Saturday.
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Yontrop almost 5 years ago
If I were “them”, I’d deliver all the free pizzas Tuesday morning.
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fortunately, today’s Wednesday and not Sunday.
AtariDragon almost 5 years ago
Hey, no problem. I only pay for pizza on February 29.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It seems they always run out of what ever it is by the time I hear about it.
gammaguy almost 5 years ago
As per the advertisement, we weren’t able to deliver within 45 minutes, so we freed your pizza.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
We have plenty of beer, so we’re good.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
I’ve heard some delivery guys prefer to go commandough.
rAtkinson almost 5 years ago
Free beer tomorrow.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Monday would make more sense.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
They could have said we’ll deliver you pizza tomorrow [tomorrow never happens].
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
So they pay for the pizza that gets delivered today and get the free one on Friday?
banjinshiju almost 5 years ago
And it will be late. Expect it on Saturday.