There must be something very very wrong indeed to have a Non posted THIS late…………..by the way, Wiley, I’m the proud owner of your first book (Dead Lawyers and okay, I can’t recall, being a Non Sequiter, some dang things), so I’ve always been one of your biggest fans. So please feel free to ignore me (god knows I do…………..) But where are the Nons of yesteryear?
Ironically, back in the real world, my state is debating having a hunting season on bears, as it’s considered that there are enough to be a serious nuisance. I’ve only had one encounter with a bear myself; I stayed in my car until it made up its mind that it was safe to finish crossing my road. They have supposedly been seen by neighbors out back where I live, which I believe but can’t confirm.
I’d pick a different forum if I seriously wanted to debate the pros and cons, the rights and the wrongs. But although I wouldn’t want to face a bear one and one and unarmed, collectively, we humans are a lot more dangerous to bears, and to each other.
Looks to me like the meals might be safe if they didn’t try to leave. At least they have some of the essentials, food and drink. Can’t say much for the company, though.
If those two drinkers are some of the guys who are fighting for the right to further foul-up the Earth, they should step outside to be greeted appropriately by a few of their victims.
My money manager tells me that things are (and this is a quote) “… still looking remarkably good, considering this administration’s efforts to turn the economy around.” But I’m still smelling bear breath around the next corner. We shall see.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Wiley bears didn’t see it as something else.
RAGs almost 5 years ago
For the Wiley bears this is like humans at a seafood restaurant, you go up to the tank and pick your lobster.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
Russia sends its love.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Ungentle Ben is back, and this time it’s personal!!!
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
The Wiley Bear fans will be ecstatic.
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
There must be something very very wrong indeed to have a Non posted THIS late…………..by the way, Wiley, I’m the proud owner of your first book (Dead Lawyers and okay, I can’t recall, being a Non Sequiter, some dang things), so I’ve always been one of your biggest fans. So please feel free to ignore me (god knows I do…………..) But where are the Nons of yesteryear?
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
“Alright! Which one of you is Yogi, and where’s my damn BASKET! None of that “Boo-boo did it” crap either!"
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
I love the one bear peeking through the door.
somebodyshort almost 5 years ago
And who might cause that bear market apocalypse ?
Asharah almost 5 years ago
Remember, it is not necessary to outrun the bear. Just outrun one other person running from the bear.
And they’re SSSOOOOO CUUUTE!!!!!!!!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wiley Bears™ are always in the market for fresh blood…
somebodyshort almost 5 years ago
SL won the cup
smgray almost 5 years ago
I can’t bear it.
in.amongst almost 5 years ago
In case the bears feast on you… can i have your millions? Please, pretty please!
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Take the young one, the old one is full of lard and you need to watch your cholesterol.
ishannon5289 almost 5 years ago
Is it a meat market?
winston5610 almost 5 years ago
Sharing this with my planner.
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
On the plus side, salmon futures are trading through the roof.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Looks like the bears have found the piggly wiggly.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago
YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!!
forsyth almost 5 years ago
That’s no bull.
david_42 almost 5 years ago
I read about a town in Canada that mandated all doors have lever-type handles. Later revised to exclude exterior doors…
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
Ironically, back in the real world, my state is debating having a hunting season on bears, as it’s considered that there are enough to be a serious nuisance. I’ve only had one encounter with a bear myself; I stayed in my car until it made up its mind that it was safe to finish crossing my road. They have supposedly been seen by neighbors out back where I live, which I believe but can’t confirm.
I’d pick a different forum if I seriously wanted to debate the pros and cons, the rights and the wrongs. But although I wouldn’t want to face a bear one and one and unarmed, collectively, we humans are a lot more dangerous to bears, and to each other.
Bliss70 almost 5 years ago
What’s with this strip and bears??
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Actually, this is pretty much spot on, literally AND figuratively.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Now that market’s just a load of Bull !!
BiathlonNut almost 5 years ago
Looks to me like the meals might be safe if they didn’t try to leave. At least they have some of the essentials, food and drink. Can’t say much for the company, though.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just flip the " closed " sign- THEN you will be safe !!!! lol
cwizard71 almost 5 years ago
And some people are worried about a zombie apocalypse.
mattro65 almost 5 years ago
If there is a bear market apocalypse we can just shorten it to Trumpocalypse.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 5 years ago
Just so long as we’re not arming them, Alright?!
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
The net result would be pretty much the same. A temporary loss of a few financial analysts.
Govi Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If those two drinkers are some of the guys who are fighting for the right to further foul-up the Earth, they should step outside to be greeted appropriately by a few of their victims.
Rauderi almost 5 years ago
Uh oh, Bearmaggedeon.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Now I thought brokers LIKED bear markets!
bakana almost 5 years ago
Due to Climate Change, the Forests no longer keep the Wiley Bears adequately fed.
So, like other animals, they are migrating into the Cities to do their hunting.
And, they’ve developed an instinct for hunting the sort of people who no one will miss after they have been eaten.
Stockbrokers, lawyers, used car salesmen …
rwg1957rwg almost 5 years ago
Would you like a beer with your meal? Nothing worse than a drunk Wiley Bear!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
My money manager tells me that things are (and this is a quote) “… still looking remarkably good, considering this administration’s efforts to turn the economy around.” But I’m still smelling bear breath around the next corner. We shall see.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I think the bears would be better off “dining” at the nearest buffet.
poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sometimes you get the bears. And sometimes the bears get you!
john_chubb almost 5 years ago
“Hello, barkeep. I’d like something properly marinated. The guy at the end has had 12 doubles already? He should be nice and tender by now!”