Hopefully Miss Bliss brought enough graham crackers and juice boxes … else there will be a story about a horrific act of pre-school cannibalism on the news tonight. “You can dress them up and send them to school, and they still eat the teacher.”
We got stuck in traffic like this yesterday. Nice day and everyone had their windows down as we crawled along. We got bored, so I started asking our fellow travelers things like: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Or, my favorite: Excuse me, but do you happen to know why we’re all being evacuated? Patsnozzle made me stop when folks started putting their windows up. :)
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
my, is the Blisshaven Preschool having fun
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Tomorrow, Miss Bliss starts to work on a new resume.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
It is going to smell like a petting zoo.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
We have a drive-through petting zoo on I-95…next to the Roadkill Café…
nerdhoof almost 5 years ago
Please don’t pet the construction workers.
shawnc1959 almost 5 years ago
Hopefully Miss Bliss brought enough graham crackers and juice boxes … else there will be a story about a horrific act of pre-school cannibalism on the news tonight. “You can dress them up and send them to school, and they still eat the teacher.”
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
This traffic is making my palms sweat.
anniebodyhome almost 5 years ago
I admire Miss Bliss for not bursting into tears.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
Perhaps a few well-timed butt burps for entertainment.
Tentoes almost 5 years ago
Miss Bliss may not survive this field trip.
stairsteppublishing almost 5 years ago
Not sure whether it is the children or Miss Bliss who needs our sympathy more.
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Alice,or Nara may need a barf bag,stat ;)
posstockhoarder almost 5 years ago
As I recall, this is around the time Miss Bliss started shooting up!
jonesbeltone almost 5 years ago
She just took the turn off to pre-school hell.
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
Miss Bliss will soon be the best customer the liquor store has seen in years.
erniejpdx almost 5 years ago
Miss Bliss failed to check Google Maps Traffic before she started out. Tsk, tsk.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Miss Bliss – is that really cough medicine?”
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We got stuck in traffic like this yesterday. Nice day and everyone had their windows down as we crawled along. We got bored, so I started asking our fellow travelers things like: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Or, my favorite: Excuse me, but do you happen to know why we’re all being evacuated? Patsnozzle made me stop when folks started putting their windows up. :)
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
It’s never just One Thing that goes wrong! This excursion is rapidly turning into a Major Disaster!
I feel sorry for Miss Bliss (and that’s a big step for me)!