Roy, this could be for life, if Rita never gets anyone else to accept that offer in the future. So make sure you are prepared for the long haul with this.
Wait until he leaves for the restroom with his computer unlocked. Then send a love letter from his email to Rita’s boss. That should end the cubicle sharing in no time. Be as graphic and whiny as possible.
Just concentrate on work and you won’t hear him again till you are finished. It can be done. Vulcans could, but they are trained at an early age in ways that leave their biological relatives, the Romulans, in the dust.
IMO, first, it would have been better with less Sam dialog and more ellipses in it. A bit more relevant to the work they are doing, else why does MMM employ Sam. – Second, I know of space limitations, but this is an instance where just showing the back of Sam’s head, he is sitting mostly off-frame to the left, would have been better.
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 5 years ago
Roy, this could be for life, if Rita never gets anyone else to accept that offer in the future. So make sure you are prepared for the long haul with this.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dana, set Poofer! to stun. Every work day for all work ours.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Roy, you’re a good father. Besides, don’t you know the Vulcan nerve pinch?
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Get yourself a set of earplugs and maybe a gag for your cubicle mate.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Cubicle? More like a crucible of pain!
hfergus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Easier to ignore than other cubicle mates I’v had.
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
Two words: Head phones.
I know, but “one word” sounded too … abrupt.
davanden almost 5 years ago
He’s just saying what everyone else is thinking.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Why am I hearing Ben Stein’s voice for this character?
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is that Ed Asner on the left?
Barnabus Blackoak almost 5 years ago
i didn’t realize sharing a cubical meant sharing a desk. at least tjey’re not sharing a chair.
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
Just ignore him, Roy. That’s the advice I was constantly given…
David Rickard Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Roy needs to borrow Homer Simpson’s “Do It for Her” poster…
corpcasselbury almost 5 years ago
I wonder if Sam will cause Roy to turn to the Dark Side of the Force. Force-choking Sam would solve the problem.
NWdryad almost 5 years ago
Put on headphones.
DM2860 almost 5 years ago
Wait until he leaves for the restroom with his computer unlocked. Then send a love letter from his email to Rita’s boss. That should end the cubicle sharing in no time. Be as graphic and whiny as possible.
ViscountNik almost 5 years ago
And yet he’s not entirely wrong….
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
Makes Marvin sound like an optimist.
AndrewSihler almost 5 years ago
Creative pessimism, at least. Even eloquent.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Just concentrate on work and you won’t hear him again till you are finished. It can be done. Vulcans could, but they are trained at an early age in ways that leave their biological relatives, the Romulans, in the dust.
b2plusa2 almost 5 years ago
IMO, first, it would have been better with less Sam dialog and more ellipses in it. A bit more relevant to the work they are doing, else why does MMM employ Sam. – Second, I know of space limitations, but this is an instance where just showing the back of Sam’s head, he is sitting mostly off-frame to the left, would have been better.