Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 30, 2019

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 5 years ago

    Wait…so, they have movies about vampire unicorns in this universe?

    Usually, they use a parodic version of a real piece of media, or just use the media itself (like the storyline with The Last Unicorn). Is this a real movie, or a parody of a real movie?

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    Some beings just choose not to have reflections. They think mirrors are untrustworthy, so they don’t bother asking.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Unicorns are surprisingly easy to scare.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    unicorn vampires… how original, Ms. Simpson

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    Antiyonder  almost 5 years ago

    And unlike certain vampires, it makes more sense for the Unicorn variety ones to sparkle:-).

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    Monster Hesh  almost 5 years ago

    Vlad needs minions, to constantly reassure him. But what does a vampiricorn do, anyway? Drinking blood seems a bit out there for unicorns. Maybe he devours nervousness sparkles.

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    Ophidiophile  almost 5 years ago

    Vampire unicorns are immune to mirrors as they cannot be distracted by their own reflections. They are therefore able to mesmerize other unicorns by using mirrors, and then getting up to all sorts of mischief while the unicorn is helpless. The horror.

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    Cloudchaser  almost 5 years ago

    It used to be that mirrors were backed with silver, a metal considered to be holy and that’s where vampires not having a reflection comes from. Modern mirrors are aluminum backed.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    This also means he can’t be trapped gazing at his own reflection. Every con has a pro. And some people are a pro at conning.

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    Neo Stryder  almost 5 years ago

    (sarcasm) Yes, shocking… BTW, did you know one of your complitations is sold here in Mexico totally translated?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Vlad, you’ve got a bit of plasma just there.

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    lawrence.anderson  almost 5 years ago

    But wait- wouldn’t Vlad (the Impaler, by the way- very appropriate for a bad-ass unicorn) have seen the stuck something just floating there in the mirror image?

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    dogday Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s true, folks: Life is tough for the self-obsessed.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Not seeing your reflection would be horrible for men. Every day would be filled with the wife asking, “Honey does this make me look fat?”…

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    sjsczurek  almost 5 years ago

    Wow! Totally unique expression on Marigold in the first panel!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Everyone knows the unicorn physiology is impervious to Vm virus infection. The movie is junk!

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