Pickles by Brian Crane for June 11, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Dang, those are some thick nails, Opal!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    what’re the chances of getting a toenail clipping in your nose?

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    If people ask her why she is putting pliers up her nose, she can say that she is trying to cure dementia by pulling a toenail out of her nose.

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    onespiceybbw  almost 5 years ago

    Been there done that.

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    I think if I had done that there’d be some really annoying noises coming from my proboscis as I try to dislodge the offending nail.

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    Nailed it, Opal!

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    Toe nights the night.

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    That would be hard to beat!

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Earl get the twissor !

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    jslabotnik  almost 5 years ago

    Toenail clipping not quite the same as the Bird of Paradise

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ewww…..Opal, just E. W. W. W.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    And it doesn’t interfere with breathing through the nose?

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, but you got 1000 Points!

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    Use a 6" side grinder to trim your nails. Problem solved.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Geez Louse, Opal. . .spring for a pedicure. . .one of my little luxuries . . .

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    She’s been reading Kama-Sutra again.

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    ForrestOverin  almost 5 years ago

    I hate when that happens!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I really wish I hadn’t read this one today…

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    ex window inspector  almost 5 years ago

    Opal needs one of those cones like dogs wear sometimes. She’d look better anyway.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    At least she can still clip her own toenails. (Hip replacement)

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 5 years ago

    Take a deep breath and give a good blow into a tissue is what I would do.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    Opal is very competitive.

    The nature of a true winner!

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    El Cobbo Grande  almost 5 years ago

    Obviously, pretty good

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    cdenil  almost 5 years ago

    So sorry about that cartridge damaging you. I assume your eye did not get blinded?

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    stillkikking  almost 5 years ago

    BWAAAAHAHAHA!!!!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Considering she always has plenty of breath to speak but cannot blow it out, that’s a darn recalcitrant toe-nail!

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