Is this similar to the question of “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” So, if Bigfoot takes a sh!t in a forest and no one— What? Oh, right, if he takes a selfie in the forest, does anyone give a sh!t?
Yes, as Meh~tdology points out, we know that the selfie will give us a a good look at a Sasquatch when it show up at a law office to press its copyright and IP claims. We’re all guilty. Even Frog Applause probably owes Sasquatch something
Bigfoot was one of the experiments of the aliens who were creating humans to do the work for them. They made the Bigfoot too psychic and it learned to cross dimensions at will to escape. They sometimes like to show up and take revenge on humans.
From Yosemite to the Grand Canyon, some of America’s crown jewels are its many national parks. But there is a darker side to this unspoiled and stunning wilderness—the fact that since the National Park Service was set up in 1916, over 1,000 Americans have vanished without a trace on its grounds.
What he found intrigued and disturbed him. Paulides was particularly interested in cases where people appeared to simply vanish into thin air. He noticed that in many of the cases of these missing persons, there were search and rescue dogs brought in to investigate the disappearance who either could not or would not perform their typical duties.
There were a number of these disappearances that happened near berry patches and boulders and still more in which people were found at much higher altitudes than those at which they disappeared. In one such case, a toddler was found dead 12 miles (19 kilometers) from where he vanished, over two mountain ranges and numerous creeks.
What does Paulides think happened? He is a believer in Bigfoot, a hybrid between a human and a black bear, and points to the mysterious circumstances of these unsolved cases as potential evidence for these creatures’ existence.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
Worked out for that one Celebes crested macaque, didn’t it?
Arianne almost 5 years ago
If that’s a diagram of The Bigfoots’ cavern home, which room is the guys’ Sasquatch Cave?
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is this similar to the question of “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” So, if Bigfoot takes a sh!t in a forest and no one— What? Oh, right, if he takes a selfie in the forest, does anyone give a sh!t?
gutbloom almost 5 years ago
Yes, as Meh~tdology points out, we know that the selfie will give us a a good look at a Sasquatch when it show up at a law office to press its copyright and IP claims. We’re all guilty. Even Frog Applause probably owes Sasquatch something
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Just may catch Paul Bunyan with a Bunion on the big toe of his Bigfoot. mines a 15 wide in men’s shoes.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Finally! Frog Applause™ is making some sense!
(and it really sucks)Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
If they are imaginary cell phones, yes.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Who needs a selfie from some cryptozoological specimen when we have Frog Applause for all our out-of-the-box imaginings? (And each other.)
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Forget the selfie – is that a diagram of its GI tract?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Bigfoot was one of the experiments of the aliens who were creating humans to do the work for them. They made the Bigfoot too psychic and it learned to cross dimensions at will to escape. They sometimes like to show up and take revenge on humans.
From Yosemite to the Grand Canyon, some of America’s crown jewels are its many national parks. But there is a darker side to this unspoiled and stunning wilderness—the fact that since the National Park Service was set up in 1916, over 1,000 Americans have vanished without a trace on its grounds.
What he found intrigued and disturbed him. Paulides was particularly interested in cases where people appeared to simply vanish into thin air. He noticed that in many of the cases of these missing persons, there were search and rescue dogs brought in to investigate the disappearance who either could not or would not perform their typical duties.
There were a number of these disappearances that happened near berry patches and boulders and still more in which people were found at much higher altitudes than those at which they disappeared. In one such case, a toddler was found dead 12 miles (19 kilometers) from where he vanished, over two mountain ranges and numerous creeks.
What does Paulides think happened? He is a believer in Bigfoot, a hybrid between a human and a black bear, and points to the mysterious circumstances of these unsolved cases as potential evidence for these creatures’ existence.
https://theculturetrip.com/north-america/usa/articles/why-do-so-many-people-disappear-from-national-parks/
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, ‘It might have been’.
John Greenleaf Whittier
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I like it! But how should we bait the trap? Big Foot would surely need some incentive to pick up one of the cell phones and do the selfie-thing.
And, by the way, how did Sister get BF to model for this colorful backgrounder?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
All you will get will be a picture of big hairy feet.
Arianne almost 5 years ago
How long will it take people to figure out that Bigfoot is ghosting us?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
….https://youtu.be/WiAReGMArPs…
… that’s not Sasquatch that’s Gary Busey…
… cellphones were popping up like morel mushrooms…
… the very reason Biggy Foot got away was to rid himself of all this needless technology…
…have you seen the price of cellphones now-a-days? Owning a bunch of them is harder than finding B.F. …
… Harry, keep the change….
… I stuffed the bill in my shirt…
… The Henderson’s want their cellphones back …
…as asked elsewhere recently…
…has anyone ever seen (a) squirrel poop?…
… last seen at a Charlie Daniels concert…
…https://www.sasquatchcanada.com/other-names-for-bigfoot.html…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
One day sasquatch will take on Yoda. Like King Cong. HOLLYWOOD PICTURE SHOW.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
The quality will be crap, though.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Knock 3 x’s on the ceiling if you’re charming, 2ice on the pipes, if you’re Humphrey Bogart.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Tie a yellow ribbon round the cell phone, if you want a selfie.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
selfie on the cell phone.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Yes, the art is fetching, even second time around….