[nsfw] Saw a cute video on the internet. Older lady finds out her pilot is her grand daughter. They didn’t show the part where Granny spends an hour talking about how much the 3 year pilot cried when she was constipated and needed an enema. The pilot crashed the plane out of embarrassment
Years ago I worked at Burbank tower when the control tower was just above the terminal. We were running EDCTs (Expect Departure Clearance Times, meaning flights going to certain airports were getting delays) and I gave a flight their EDCT for about forty-five minutes after their scheduled time. I was on my break walking through the terminal when their new departure time came and they weren’t ready. I heard them announce “Due to air traffic delays…” I thought sure, blame it on us because you weren’t ready!
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Dad’s REALLY trying to get in good with Mom tonight!
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
Picking a punishment that makes others suffer too. Feel better now?
Gent almost 5 years ago
Go clean your cockpit, kids.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
[nsfw] Saw a cute video on the internet. Older lady finds out her pilot is her grand daughter. They didn’t show the part where Granny spends an hour talking about how much the 3 year pilot cried when she was constipated and needed an enema. The pilot crashed the plane out of embarrassment
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
The UN-friendly skies !
osceola almost 5 years ago
Boeing’s version of why the 737 Max isn’t flying.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
No flight for you!
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Sounds like their moms are being a bit flighty.
tiomax almost 5 years ago
Years ago I worked at Burbank tower when the control tower was just above the terminal. We were running EDCTs (Expect Departure Clearance Times, meaning flights going to certain airports were getting delays) and I gave a flight their EDCT for about forty-five minutes after their scheduled time. I was on my break walking through the terminal when their new departure time came and they weren’t ready. I heard them announce “Due to air traffic delays…” I thought sure, blame it on us because you weren’t ready!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m normally not a fan of puns – but when Hilburn does one, he does it right!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Never happened on my zillion trips. Now retired and won’t go near an airport.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
You forgot to say ‘mother may I’.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Never mind. You go have a great flight with your friends. I’ll just stay here alone on the ground.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Mom doesn’t like the crowd they’re traveling with.
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
At least they haven’t been “Jammed!”