Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2019

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney, don’t lose your head about who gets selected for the honors. Just remember, Fred will always have a keen edge over you.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He has a way of cutting through the competition.

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    docforbin  almost 5 years ago

    From what I saw on an episode of “Death Row Stories” on HLN recently, executioners don’t have it easy. Some of them are dealing with psychological issues.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps YOU would like to tell him he isn’t, Rodney?

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    Stocky One  almost 5 years ago

    He’s the point man for staff cuts.

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    smgray  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like a hatchet job to me.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    A person must love their job to do it well……Oy

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    ptnjbrown  almost 5 years ago

    He takes a good “head shot”for the wall.

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a cut above the rest.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He has the best record when it comes to customer complaints.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Not funny, especially after recent news.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Time to sharpen that ax blade. Far too many dents.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I wonder what the retirement benefits are for an executioner?

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    He works hard, always trying to get ahead.

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    blakerl  almost 5 years ago

    He used to work for the Queen of Hearts, and very skilled at his job.

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    karlykru Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So many puns, so little time! :-) Yes, I modified Mae West’s classic line.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    He has an edge over the rest?

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a cut above.

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    He does cut personnel costs for Id and the King.

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    BiathlonNut  almost 5 years ago

    Albert Pierrepoint was an English hangman who executed between 435 and 600 people and lived to about the age of 87 or so. He ran a pub from the 1940’s to the 1960’s.

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    ayespin  almost 5 years ago

    He’s literally the “Headmaster of the Dungeon.”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    “Sharpen your tools man. You don’t want to do an incomplete job. Back in MY day, we used piano wire attached to a fifty pound block. Perfectly smooth cuts every time.”

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    russef  almost 5 years ago

    Heads above the competition.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    He’s had NO complaints!

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