Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 18, 2019

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, you’re $15 ahead of most of us. I win nothing but products that the store has run out of, and which I really didn’t want anyway.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Hey at the GOcer grocer

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    I’m the same way when I win a free pick.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Do you drive a race car now?

    Played store monopoly for months, finally gave up.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Talented giraffe, to be able to play a scratch-off game.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … the Save-A-Lot Monopoly game seems a good way to get some scratch…

    … is that a looong stem or a short ascender?…

    … or simple Froglandia font graphic that means it could be (or is) either…

    … I mean it is higher than an x, but not so high as you would suspect…

    … haughty or naughty?…

    … it changes things, right?!?…

    … but then I have enough trouble with English…

    … let alone Giraffe…

    … anywho…

    …I know how the giraffe feels…

    … I scratched a tic off my forearm and it felt like a win…

    … back to my coffee…

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Money can’t buy happiness, they say,But it can buy haughtiness, by shipload.

    That last word was changed of course, lest the overlords be perturbed.

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    $15 dollars may bring your gas gauge above 1/4 full, or below 3/4 empty into the gas tank of your vehicle

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    Could you lend me $10?

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    Our 11 year old granddaughter loves to collect the Monopoly theme game pieces from a local chain supermarket but isn’t organized enough to do anything with them.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Room and Board at my red hotels and green houses.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I played tha game twice. The best I ever got was filling up all the prizes except for the last piece on all of them. Turns out they rig it that way. No one wins anything. Not even a sausage.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a place called park place where we use a diving board in the Hotel.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Gave up on Monopoly scratch games … I’m waiting for the Parcheesi version …!

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    Dear, sweet Geoffrey! Who could have foreseen the end of the Toys R Us gig?

    Now, unbow your head.

    For truly, you are

    The master of your fate:

    The captain of your Monopoly ship.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, we have a winner here!

    I expect Sister to share her bounty with the worthy Froglandian charity, The Little Orphans of the Lame and Lame House….

    “…Like a giraffe on rollerskates” used to grace a now shuttered webpage.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    That’s way better than the $10 you’d get for winning second prize in a beauty contest!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Can I buy Puff The Magic Dragon and Rubber Neck Giraffe? And put 4 houses on each followed by 1 hotel on each?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … though it isn’t Lois posing in bathing suits, today’s artwork is spectacular…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    I just saw a great picture of giraffes walking down a road,

    taken from their colorful behinds.
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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Never look back.

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