Not that kind of execution, Brutus.
From an old joke this reminded me of:
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly!” said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one more copy.”
During the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0-14 season, coach John McKay, during a post game press conference, was asked, “What do you think of your teams execution?” To which he replied , “I’m in favor of it!”
Don’t forget the 21-stapler salute…
Can I read it first so I can figure out how to kill it?
Blindfold it and give it a lit cigarette.
May 08, 2015
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Not that kind of execution, Brutus.
Harry Grapjas almost 5 years ago
From an old joke this reminded me of:
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly!” said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one more copy.”
jimkorth01 almost 5 years ago
During the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0-14 season, coach John McKay, during a post game press conference, was asked, “What do you think of your teams execution?” To which he replied , “I’m in favor of it!”
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget the 21-stapler salute…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Can I read it first so I can figure out how to kill it?
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 5 years ago
Blindfold it and give it a lit cigarette.