Also, unmodified Minecraft doesn’t have firearms. Swords, Bow & arrows, and crossbows are the usual weapons although you can kill with a pickax, ax, etc.
Ironically I grew up miles from anyone else immersed in nature and if anything it made me less natureful because I lived too far away from anyone else to do anything outside.
From what I’ve seen in the past, in front of the computer is one of the safer places Jason can be, totally focused on that screen. Set him loose outdoors and he starts to THINK…
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
Un-… plug… the… com-… pu-… ter! Not to mention shove or kick Jason out the door, Andy!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Take him somewhere , where there is no Wi-Fi, and no cell-phone coverage too.
AlanM almost 5 years ago
Minecraft doesn’t, yet, have Zombie Rabbits. But you CAN summon a Killer Bunny using the /summon rabbit ~ ~ ~ {RabbitType:99} command.
AlanM almost 5 years ago
Also, unmodified Minecraft doesn’t have firearms. Swords, Bow & arrows, and crossbows are the usual weapons although you can kill with a pickax, ax, etc.
Ontman almost 5 years ago
Yes. Get outside. Enjoy nature. Exercise….while I am on the computer reading the funnies.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
A weirdo like that kid could cause a lot of trouble outside.
bluegirl285 almost 5 years ago
You’d think Andy would learn by now that whenever Jason does go outside it never ends well.
thegamingowl365 almost 5 years ago
I wonder what game he was playing?
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Now go out side… while I sit here in my chair under the lamp and read….
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
It didn’t start with computers or video games. When I was a kid, I wanted to stay inside and read. Like Woody Allen, I am at two with nature.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Jason is just not creative enough. He needs to think outside of the Xbox.
scyphi26 almost 5 years ago
Jason, there’s more to life than hunting zombie rabbits in otherwise picturesque fields. I know, shocking, but surprisingly, it’s true.
Reaven almost 5 years ago
Ironically I grew up miles from anyone else immersed in nature and if anything it made me less natureful because I lived too far away from anyone else to do anything outside.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s definitely playing; playing pretend.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Thankfully, there were no home computers when I was a kid.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Explain the difference between ‘virtual’ and ‘reality’. ‘Reality’ does have a reset button, but has a nice fresh smell.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
She should have cut him off right when he asked her if she was crazy.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Nerd to nerdier: “Lets go eat our lunches outside!”
Nerdier: “Outside??”
Nerd: “You know: That biiiiig room with the blue ceiling and one very bright light.”
JamesBaird almost 5 years ago
Jason should have used the Holy Hand-grenade.
Bittermelon of Truth almost 5 years ago
As a player of Lord of the Rings Online, I resent the accusation that I’m not outside enough. I travel many kilometers daily!
Snoots almost 5 years ago
From what I’ve seen in the past, in front of the computer is one of the safer places Jason can be, totally focused on that screen. Set him loose outdoors and he starts to THINK…