Where’s Guard Duck when you need him. Pastis once did a story arc on how Guard Duck thought cows are global terrorists who hate our freedom. Maybe he was right.
Credit for a 2013 moss-cow cartoon goes to Rick London of London Times Cartoons, LTCartoons.comSee image at https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61S%2B6t2NroL.jpg
Reminds me of Animaniacs/Yacko/Wacko/Dot on court of the late czar. Driving around wildly with little cars, Rasputin screams “STOP” and Yacko “But evrybody is rushin/russian around here.”
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Everybody’s a little slow getting up to speed after a long weekend.
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
Udderly ridiculous.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
At least Rat did not beat him with a baseball bat. I thought it was pretty good, short and simple compared to his much more contrived puns.
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
Where’s Guard Duck when you need him. Pastis once did a story arc on how Guard Duck thought cows are global terrorists who hate our freedom. Maybe he was right.
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2009/11/09
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Moss Cow goes to Rushin’ through Hillary’s email server for Steph’s hacking puns.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
HET
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Soyuz thinks that’s funny, do you?
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Maybe. Put_in order it.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
At least it wasn’t a Polish joke or that would be a Krakow.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Are you Putin me on?
Gent almost 5 years ago
So, the moss cow herd what he said!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Okay, folks. Time to milk some more cow puns!
Gent almost 5 years ago
That’s a nice cow-moo-flage moss cow’s got.
Gent almost 5 years ago
But Rat, the national security is at steak!
Gent almost 5 years ago
This was a moomentary lapse of secrecy!
SonicFan91 almost 5 years ago
That is just WRONG
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Was that funny? NORWAY! I hope Stephen’s FINISH with his puns!
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Puntaneous!
Defective Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The old joke is Ma’s cow, which is much easier to make a joke about. Moss cow? Really?
Display almost 5 years ago
Stop crying over it. Moss cow does not believe in tears.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
The best kept secret is the one not told !…… Croc Power !
Gent almost 5 years ago
No, Rat. He cud not come up with a better pun today!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Rat always has a beef with Pastis.
mommadillo almost 5 years ago
Is that Devin Nunes’s Cow?
Pointspread almost 5 years ago
A cow would know anything Rat says is mostly bull.
chris_o42 almost 5 years ago
After lunch, they sat down and said “And soviet”.
TheChief Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wow two puns in one strip
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
It’s like something from the Far Side.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Movie “Top Secret”
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
In Russia, cow eats chicken.
(No, that doesn’t make any sense. But then again, you ARE reading Pearls, so you should be used to it by now.)
Goat almost 5 years ago
I heard Michael MOOre is making a new film about moss cow.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Pastis should ignore any subpoenas.
Jethro Flatline Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I won’t lie, I laughed.
Bill LaRocque Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Cow-a-bunga! Rushin’ collusion? I knew it. Reuben congrats!!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Smoothy MOOve Pastis! Love it!
JudyAz almost 5 years ago
Also need to be very careful around the large machine at the laundromat that can do 2000 lbs at a time. Washing ton also hears everything.
hjsd76 almost 5 years ago
Credit for a 2013 moss-cow cartoon goes to Rick London of London Times Cartoons, LTCartoons.comSee image at https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61S%2B6t2NroL.jpg
Phydeux almost 5 years ago
What Elsie do they know?
Mentor397 almost 5 years ago
That’s Putin it mildly. Great, now we’re all gonna die.
kd1sq Premium Member almost 5 years ago
некултурны!
Al Nala almost 5 years ago
Sorta like a cow pie-in-the-face.
Lou almost 5 years ago
You best be putin that joke back in the drawer.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
I believe baby tuckoo’s pal just inkremelinated herself.
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
He didn’t even notice the Chinese, Korean, Iranian, Israeli and NSA eavesdroppers that can see and hear everything too.
poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You really COULD have done better, Pastis!!
Brett Juilly almost 5 years ago
You can tell that cow was a spy because of the dark glasses.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
She looks more Ruminantian to me, from the Cowpathian Mountains…
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh my gosh
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
Better watch out for that Fancy Bear as well!
Tallguy almost 5 years ago
THIS one he doesn’t get beaten with a baseball bat?
hitek1st almost 5 years ago
The brilliance leaves me cowed.
AchimDG almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of Animaniacs/Yacko/Wacko/Dot on court of the late czar. Driving around wildly with little cars, Rasputin screams “STOP” and Yacko “But evrybody is rushin/russian around here.”
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
The stink of desperation rises from this one, Mr. Pastis…
RiskyBlade almost 5 years ago
I like the book
magdala666 almost 5 years ago
LOL
stamps almost 5 years ago
Milk it for all it’s worth.
TheLetterista.com almost 5 years ago
So, I don’t believe in all the Russian collusion crap, but this gag was cute. Ha ha ha!
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 5 years ago
First time I have ever seen Stephen get actually political. He done good because it’s very vague.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Only works if you don’t pronounce the city’s name “MossCoe”. For a weak definition of “works”.
phetus almost 5 years ago
Союз нерушимый республик свободных!
phetus almost 5 years ago
Translation: Indestructible union, free republic!Soviet National Anthem
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How now drawn cow?
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Cartoon-Boy is a Russian secret agent! Spread the word! Maybe hire Robert Mueller, since he’s out of work now….
He admitted it in writing (and drawing)!
jonesbeltone almost 5 years ago
Sigh. The bat, please.
fdtopp3 almost 5 years ago
This guy is the best!
laurasohn11 almost 5 years ago
He’d better stop Stalin!
BOSFLASH almost 5 years ago
That’s why cows are tipped by rednecks. A tipping cow gathers no moss.
Love2laugh almost 5 years ago
Kind of a weak pun.
CarlHeckman almost 5 years ago
Moss Cow, or Ma’s Cow?