Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 27, 2019

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know this may end up kinda kinky!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Another case of the old not made for each other thing.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s just the wrong kind of bun.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    From the outtake reel of Sausage Party

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    And you were so hoping for a real wiener!

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    When he stated a preference for ‘big buns’, he should have been more specific!

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    Stocky One  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t see the problem – the hamburger did say she was looking for a big wiener…

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    kevin  almost 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35iwTz8xXJ8

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Frankly, he’s just looking for some fun in the bun.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    What we have here is a failure to communicate!

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    posse1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He can hang out with the crowd from Buni today & I’m sure they’d have some fun stories!

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    ptnjbrown  almost 5 years ago

    She’s been grilling him with questions and her answers to his questions seem seedy.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Like putting a circle in a square hole…no can doooooooo….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Looking for someone more crustworthy?

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Anthony Weiner: Life After Parole

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    1. Elaine learned not to go in for a drug test after eating a poppy-seed bun; 2. It’s the 21st century and we’re so smart, there’s nothing wrong at all what you do in the privacy of your own home.

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    stamps  almost 5 years ago

    Hedoesn’t cut the mustard.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    The apples and oranges have the same problem.

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    Buns are an exit not an entrance.

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