Ya see, kids, there used to be these things called telegrams. Think of them as text messages on paper. Sometimes, you could buy a singing telegram where the guy delivering it would sing the message. Like this old joke:“Telegram for Mr. Jones!”“A telegram! Is it a singing telegram?”“No, just a regular telegram.”“Aw, I’ve always wanted a singing telegram. Couldn’t you make it a singing telegram? I’ll give you an extra tip!”“Okay: Da-da-da-dah-dat-dat… Your sister Rose is dead! Bum-bum-bum… They say she died in bed…”
cdward almost 5 years ago
Why do I hear that in the voice of Ethyl Merman?
Nathan Daniels Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eiittherrr that orrrrr youuuuuu haven’t fully emp-tiedd your blad-derrrrrrrrrrr!!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Bye-yeeeeeeee
Pedmar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ya see, kids, there used to be these things called telegrams. Think of them as text messages on paper. Sometimes, you could buy a singing telegram where the guy delivering it would sing the message. Like this old joke:“Telegram for Mr. Jones!”“A telegram! Is it a singing telegram?”“No, just a regular telegram.”“Aw, I’ve always wanted a singing telegram. Couldn’t you make it a singing telegram? I’ll give you an extra tip!”“Okay: Da-da-da-dah-dat-dat… Your sister Rose is dead! Bum-bum-bum… They say she died in bed…”